Comments | bad_rpers_suck: Roleplay gone very, very wrong

the_nuttyone in bad_rpers_suck

Roleplay gone very, very wrong

Jun 10, 2010 18:30

First post to the comm--kind of nervous, since it's the first time I've really ever complained about a RP partner before.
( Persistent exposure to Mpreg in RP )

doing it wrong, lol mpreg, gayfail, creepy sex

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darn_socks June 10 2010, 22:41:41 UTC

Bleh. I have no problem with mpreg in general when it's done right (or hilariously, in the case of crack play), but to force it on someone who's said they don't want it? Yeah no. Not okay.

magedragonfire June 10 2010, 22:53:03 UTC

...I really don't get what part of pregnancy is romantic. There's some grunting and sweating and thrusting involved, nine months of (what to me would be) hell, pain out the wazoo (literally) and you're left with a screaming, wrinkled, dependent thing at the end of it.

Also, please, how does she think mpreg is plausible at all? Biologically, if there's no magic or handwaving involved, there's no case for it. XD

roannachan June 11 2010, 00:07:43 UTC

Our roommate is pregnant right now, and I don't get the "romance" either after having to deal with someone who's pregnant first hand. To be honest, I'm thinking that having teens live with a pregnant woman for a bit would be the best form of birth control ever. She tells me stuff that makes me wonder if she actually has an Alien in there (stuff like "The baby crawled up in my rib cage last night.") I'm waiting for it to burst out of her chest.

That was kinda off topic, wasn't it?

magedragonfire June 11 2010, 01:18:07 UTC

My bellydance instructor is currently quite pregnant, after a few years of trying to be. The... descriptions she gives us sometimes just make my skin crawl.

Hey, OT is the thing to be, right?

certaintrumpets June 11 2010, 00:37:01 UTC

I agree with this comment 100%.

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volare June 10 2010, 22:58:06 UTC

You know, Mpreg squicks me out too, but "sick and wrong" is taking it a bit far, don't you think?

Physically implausible, yes; biologically dubious at best, yes, but you seem awfully judgmental about it.

countsockula June 11 2010, 07:09:01 UTC

A guy having his brother's baby.

No, sick and wrong applies pretty well here.

floptacular June 10 2010, 22:59:17 UTC

also, dwarf oldman Mpreg?

maybe that's why Bhelen offed Trian and exiled Warden Aeducan, so nobody else could get in on that shit

the_nuttyone June 11 2010, 00:26:41 UTC

For serious. My RP partner tried to invent Dwarf Old Man Mpreg. When they were younger, of course, since this person wants Hotness; it is evidently Not Hot to actually write them as old men.

I imagine that the dwarves have a system for getting rid of Mpreg: go into dangerous situations, induce a miscarriage, and then never speak of it again. I need to know why Bhelen offing one brother and exiling the other would prevent anyone else from getting in on that shit. Cause a pregnant King Endrin, Trian, Warden Aeducan, or Bhelen wouldn't be fun to be around. He'd hate the thaig, hate everyone in it, and make living conditions in Orzammar hell to ensure that everyone suffered like him. Not to mention that said Aeducan would likely die during the birth.

As for the judgmental behavior...understand that her kink for Mpreg is not my kink, and that is fine with me. It's not necessarily sick and wrong; like every cliche, it can be done decently. I've just never found any RPer who doesn't force it upon me.

ironicending June 10 2010, 23:20:58 UTC

It sounds like she has a preggo gay guy fetish.
I fail to see the romance.
:/

the_nuttyone June 11 2010, 00:36:30 UTC

I as well fail to see the romance. Yet she didn't back off. The worst part was that I found out she was someone I knew IRL. Long story weird and short, we didn't speak to each other for a month after finding out.

ironicending June 11 2010, 01:15:44 UTC

How long did it take for her to finally back off?
You know each other IRL? How did you find that out?
Weird, and unfortunate(?) coincidence.

the_nuttyone June 11 2010, 01:27:01 UTC

It took about two weeks. I said no, and she tried to indulge her Pregnant Aeducan fetish.

As for knowing her IRL, I found out when my "friend" brought out her computer at my place and said she had to message her "stupid RP partner, who doesn't even do her Cousland and interpretation of Endrin Aeducan right" about the issue at question. I shrugged, thinking it was a coincidence that she brought up the characters I played, and said that my RP partner was being pushy about male pregnancy. Brought up Cousland and the Aeducans, and I ended up kicking her out of the apartment due to realizing that she was my bad RP partner.

Weird, yes. Unfortunate, yes. I switched the picture on my dartboard; I'd been throwing darts at Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ever since they started dating, and my friend was now the unwilling dartboard target. Helped me relieve some frustration.

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