Comments | bad_rpers_suck: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I BRING YOU

monocle_claire in bad_rpers_suck

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I BRING YOU

Jun 04, 2010 21:20

tragic past!, weeabootastic, grammar -- learn you some, bad character bio, mary sue, modding fail, doing it wrong, speshul snowflakes, fuckery

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monocle_claire June 4 2010, 20:28:36 UTC

Hah, that's one of the sectionsof the profile that *isn't* retarded. The series this Sue is from had a 'Ten Years Later' arc, so it's sort of tradition to give your character a TYL!design.

OFUCKME ironicending June 4 2010, 20:25:35 UTC

IT'S EVERY BAD KHR SUE IN ONE.

Re: OFUCKME monocle_claire June 4 2010, 20:27:12 UTC

I--I KNOW. -sobs into hands-

H--HOW ARE BYAKURAN AND XANXUS EVEN RELATED JUST asdfghjk -decends into gibberish and sobs hysterically-

Re: OFUCKME ironicending June 4 2010, 20:32:25 UTC

I'M IN UTTER DISBELIEF OVER THAT PART. I'M POSITIVE THAT WAS NO WHERE IN THE MANGA.
I'm almost shocked she doesn't have Hibari in there...He seems like a super sue magnet.

Re: OFUCKME monocle_claire June 4 2010, 20:38:28 UTC

Well, someone *did* app for Hibari's kid. Hibari's SIXTEEN YEAR OLD KID. So yup.

I'm just thankful that our Bel player is the most delicious Bel I have ever seen. -snrk- She seems to take delight in having Bel being an asshole to the super speshul sues.

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theashgirl June 4 2010, 20:31:09 UTC

This is quite possibly the least important WTF in a giant mess of WTF, but why the fuck was there a ball held at this mental asylum? (And why did this person feel the need to specify that she made the place up, when clearly this doesn't take place in the real world anyway?)

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dv8nation June 4 2010, 20:50:17 UTC

That's a slang term for the daughter of a wealthy mobster.

I'm really being too generous here doomweasel June 4 2010, 20:39:06 UTC

Maybe she means that this place doesn't exist in the canon this RP is based on?

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injury_man June 4 2010, 21:03:57 UTC

I read that personality as "hyper violent" which made the fact that she's kind and motherly even weirder.

monocle_claire June 5 2010, 09:53:26 UTC

.... Your icon. It's beautiful.

the_belling_cat June 4 2010, 21:09:31 UTC

nice + kind + motherly + hyper + violent = DOES NOT COMPUTE!

undeadhearts June 4 2010, 21:48:25 UTC

I know someone who describes herself that way. She thinks of herself as "The Whore of Babylon" and loves to mother people between beating the shit out of anyone who so much as looks at her friends funny.

the_belling_cat June 4 2010, 21:51:01 UTC

I think that kind of "mothering" is the kind I'd be legally required to report to the authorities. Mommy issues much? *shiver*

undeadhearts June 4 2010, 22:36:41 UTC

It's kinda... hard to explain her, but yeah she's a bit messed up. She's trying to reconcile her violent youth with her girlish tendencies, I think. So, you know. She cooks, she cleans, she cooks, she sows, she cooks, she smothers you with her breasts in a nice big hug... and then she gets all Mamma Bear. Really makes it hard to talk to her.