purple prose

[t00tiepop]

Forget it. It doesn't even matter. I should have expected that trying to be nice online won't be taken that way. Not because you guys are assholes, but because that's how the internet is. More often than not, people online are douchebags. So you guys are just retaliating against the norm. Perhaps I didn't really express myself properly either, I'll

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[penofokaytalent]

I... This... WHAT.

So, stuff happens and people may be involved in stuff happening. That's all I could gather before my brain shut down.

[pyrocubed]

Is she taking the piss?
I couldn't understand anything except she might have had a surgical operation that she's too embarrassed to talk about.

Thanks for the Sunday laugh :P

[trickster_lord]

She's having a shower. I think. There's no much else I could dig out from that.

[floptacular]

I think she had a flashback in the shower

a guy confessed his love for her possibly and she swooned like a ye olde fair maiden. And he was like "oh I see you're swooning, so lol jk"

someone might have broken a mirror in shock

[derek_bliss]

*reads the first run-on sentence.

Tries to read it again.

Realizes she hasn't had coffee yet.

Decides that's more to her liking then trying to figure this one out*

Also, wtf, 'pommettes'?!

[derek_bliss]

...after reading your edit? Glad I never had to read this guy in school.

But now I can sort of see where maybe some of the purple prosers got the idea that this was the way to write in RP if they were into them.

And yeah, I still think it's crap. Just now it's pretentious crap, since the guy is published XD.