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Sep 12, 2008 23:42

Pregnant and aware of it in less than two weeks?

And the baby already has a heartbeat?

It's taking all of my self-control not to have my character say, "Gosh, that's pretty quick! Are you sure that's normal?!"

Quit it.

fail troll is fail, pregnancy fail, pilotofburning, boring troll is boring

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sockexplosion September 13 2008, 08:30:41 UTC
I was just about to bitch about this myself.

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ex_enables28 September 13 2008, 08:45:22 UTC
I... think I just clicked as to what this is about. I just... yeah. Pretty damn speechless!

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kawaiiranchan September 13 2008, 09:34:23 UTC
As I am just starting my second pregnancy, I have to say this person knows nothing about having babies. At all.

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littlebus September 13 2008, 09:49:56 UTC
Knowing after two weeks? Maybe. There are a lot of hormanal changes in the body, even that early, and if you are expecting to become pregnant it's not totally crazy to be extra aware of changes in your body.

Heartbeat after two weeks? No. Not for humans, honey.

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kizzie September 13 2008, 10:01:31 UTC
I guess you could work out from missing your period... but then it's only a guess cause the pregancy tests don't work that fast do they?

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joane September 13 2008, 10:51:25 UTC
[puts on nerd glasses ( ... )

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pilotofburning September 13 2008, 12:25:17 UTC
you're stupid. who told you that shit? your mommy who gets knocked up every time your inbred grandma lets her out?

god you're so fucking stupid! I bet you don't even know what a menstrual period is!

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amredthelector September 13 2008, 12:32:49 UTC
ERT ERT ERT! TROLL ALERT! TROLL ALERT!

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