Did you really think we wouldn't check?

[neontiger]

Dear Crazy Stalker,

You. Yes, you. The psycho who stole my friend's roleplaying character, started playing her yourself, claimed to interact with the real her on the Astral Plane, have real sex with her, and had a child that grew up in three months?

You know, the psycho who then came after the both of us because you felt we had magical powers as

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[kyalesyin]

What.

The.

FUCK.

[oakenguy]

Wow. WOW.

How is it possible that this wackaloon has any friends at all, let alone ones trying to "intercede" in this crazy mess?

[neontiger]

They told him that we didn't exist, the character did, and that he didn't need our approval for his marriage.

I feel mighty fine for a person that doesn't exist.

[kyalesyin]

Actual friends, or in-their-head friends?!

[neontiger]

Actual people, sadly.

They also believed that they could visit the Astral Plane and that DBZ-style martial arts was completely possible if they trained their ki properly. The website his Gaia profile linked to was a site dedicated to this practice, and teaching others how to shoot ki blasts at Astral Aliens that'd attack their souls when they visited the Astral Plane.

It wasn't a joke.

[kris_chan]

...

. . .

Dear Lord above! D: That is a truly terrifying level of crazy, right there.

[mister86]

Well then, we have a winner.

[calenture]

Jesus Chris. This is why I can't tell people I'm a Soulbonder...

[arashi_tenkai]

Soulbonding, I understand. I agree with the idea myself but please! This astral plane fuckity fuck is just batshit insane. :/

[calenture]

Exactly. I've got a guy in my head who talks to me. That's it. He's not my lover, we're not married, he can't "manifest" in this world, and he's not on the Astral Plane fighting demons. -_-

[volnarbalrung]

ZERO PUNCTUATION ICON

I AM IN LOVE