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[mcdolohov]

Brattain's not bad, mate. We have...

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... a decent quidditch team.

[mcdolohov]

With your kind of money, you can afford to have no skills. Yeah, that sounds like it's up Jugson's alley. He's probably running a sweatshop with under-age kids making tea doilies. With a whip.

Damn Team mascot? Spokesperson? What then?

[bad_messenger]

I'm richer than the Malfoys and poorer than the Blacks, it's a pretty nice place to be. That evil, sadistic man.

How about Public Relations Officer?

[mcdolohov]

And I'm poorer than your bloody door mouse, but as they say, the bird on top of an elephant feels like it's king. ...Do you even have door mice?

What's that do?

[bad_messenger]

We don't have mice, Dad has a charm to keep them off the properties. Mice ruin buildings.

Talks to the public about the team.

[mcdolohov]

Oh. Well, I'm sure I'd be poorer than them if you had mice.

And you trust me to talk in public? Have you been drinking again, mate?

[bad_messenger]

Our mice would live like kings, if we had any. Have you seen any mice at our place?

You wouldn't talk in public, you'd just answer owls and that. We'd have a Publicist to do the talking.

[mcdolohov]

Do your house elves count?

Oh. That's not so bad. Yeah, I'd like that.

[bad_messenger]

They're quiet as mice, but they don't count. Mice can leave.

And I'd get to paaay you.

[mcdolohov]

Then no, I haven't seen any mice at your place. I haven't seen any spiders either.

And I don't have to get a muggle job!

[bad_messenger]

That's because Claire is shit scared of them. Dad has to charm the place rotten.

Ew, I'd rather give you a ruddy allowance than have my mate doing a muggle job.

[mcdolohov]

What does get into your place? At least you don't have peacocks in your garden.

Private

Amycus is working in a muggle pub, mate.

[bad_messenger]

Not birds, because they nest in the property and get crap everywhere. I think frogs are allowed, maybe. Dunno. I know we've got foxes.

Private

That's fucking disgusting.

[mcdolohov]

Foxes? I thought those were dogs.

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He says it's no different than working in a wizard pub.

[bad_messenger]

We've got dogs too. Claire has that Jack Russell and Dad has a whole shitload of hounds. He likes to go fox hunting.

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But serving muggles..it's sick.