The diabetic pity party comes with sugar-free cake
[at Khan's Mongolian Barbecue]
Someone: These sticky buns are delicious! I'm going to have another one.
Ellie: [full-on diabetes pity party] I wish *I* could have two sticky buns.
David: [leering] I can take care of that for you.
--
[I am lying in bed with the light off. David comes in to talk to me.]
Ellie: Oh shit!
David: What?
Ellie: I looked over at the window, and I saw a man's figure. I didn't realize it was your reflection. I thought somebody was at our window staring in at us!
David: Oh.
Ellie: Imagine if you looked over at the window and somebody was standing right there! Just the thought makes my heartbeat go up.
David: Mmm-hmm.
Ellie: Wouldn't it startle you if that happened?
David: Um, yeah, it would surprise the hell out of me, because we live on the SECOND FLOOR.
Someone: These sticky buns are delicious! I'm going to have another one.
Ellie: [full-on diabetes pity party] I wish *I* could have two sticky buns.
David: [leering] I can take care of that for you.
--
[I am lying in bed with the light off. David comes in to talk to me.]
Ellie: Oh shit!
David: What?
Ellie: I looked over at the window, and I saw a man's figure. I didn't realize it was your reflection. I thought somebody was at our window staring in at us!
David: Oh.
Ellie: Imagine if you looked over at the window and somebody was standing right there! Just the thought makes my heartbeat go up.
David: Mmm-hmm.
Ellie: Wouldn't it startle you if that happened?
David: Um, yeah, it would surprise the hell out of me, because we live on the SECOND FLOOR.