Ahhh, memories.

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This time'a year always makes me all sentimental. Must be me getting old.

Or the cigars.

...Or the whiskey.

Mmmm, whiskey.

Mmm makeo

......ahem.

Boring work stuff: Uzumaki, Hozuki, Haruno, Sabakuno Gaara, Karasumi, Yamanaka, and Pottymouth Tayuya (I freely admit that I can't reproduce your surname, sorry, kid) - ya'll are to organise time

Comments

[multi_porpoise]

Is it the whiskey? Or is it your impending prostate exam, OLD MAN!?

Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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NOT EVEN.

[multi_porpoise]

OH I SO AM.

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THERE IS A VERY USEFUL SAYING

IT GOES

'AGE BEFORE BEAUTY'

[multi_porpoise]

I COUNTER WITH ANOTHER USEFUL SAYING.

IT IS AS FOLLOWS.

'PUT SOME PANTS ON, GRANDPA.'

[backupevolution]

Also, I'm both worried and flattered by your fascination with getting your grubby little hands on my prostate. YOU'VE GOT A FEW YEARS TO WAIT, BUDDY.

[multi_porpoise]

Someday, Sarutobi. Someday...

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I bet you say that to all the girls.

[multi_porpoise]

Most of them don't mind so much, actually. At least not until I start calling them "Asuma."

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I'm sure they understand eventually. I mean, that's about the highest compliment they'll ever get.

[multi_porpoise]

Oh, yeah. I mean, you can tell the good ones when they get all giggly about being mistaken for a gorilla with sunglasses.

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You forgot the fine Cuban cigar!

Details, Umino. It's all about the details. Sheesh.

[multi_porpoise]

Oh yeah. Reeking of smoke. How could I forget?

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And the lipstick on my collar. Y'know. From my nearly overwhelming collection of late-night trysts with high-class dames that can't keep their hands off this prize piece of sunglass-wearing, cigar-smoking gorilla.

[multi_porpoise]

Oh, sure. RUB IT IN.

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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA.