IV.

[backupanon_meme]

I'm sorry I don't got much to say. Please enjoy this 4th part!

Comments

+1, also piccolaitalia

[tonytheslide]

[the same thing she does every day]

[sit on the park and wait for someone to play with her]

[dam_stijl]

[he's probably too big to play...]

[tonytheslide]

[no one is too big to play on this majestic work of plastic technology]

[continues standing tall and looking inviting!]

[dam_stijl]

[looks around to make sure no one's nearby]

[prods your...her...its...side]

You that slide?

[tonytheslide]

[wobbles at the touch! then straightens out]

[H-huh...? O-oh, hi! Y-yup, that's me! See, I'm a slide and a person!]

[dam_stijl]

[stands back and looks and ponders over the needs of a slide]

[will she get sick if no one uses her?]

And you like people...sliding on you.

[tonytheslide]

[wobbles] [Uh-huh, it's what you're supposta do with a slide! I'd be a bad slide if I didn't...]

[no she gets sick from getting slid on constantly by other sick kids s-sob]

[dam_stijl]

Got it.

[...]

You won't say anything if I do, then.

[tonytheslide]

[wiggle wiggle] [H-huh...? Well ummmm, no, not if you don't want me to...!]

DAMN new part well GOTTA GO FAST then.

[dam_stijl]

Don't then.

[climbs...]

[...pauses. he's never done this sober]

This is weird.

[sliiiiide!]

POWER SLIDING into the new part!

[tonytheslide]

[I-it's not weird, it's fun!]

[stays still and stands as tall as possible, trying to make it as fun as she can!]

WHEEEEE~

[dam_stijl]

[stands up once he's at the bottom and grins at her]

Not bad. I'll have to find you next time I'm high.

[nods and wanders into the new part]

Entertainment and transportation, everyone wins.

[tonytheslide]

[O-oh ummm... okay!] [has no idea what to get from that, so just wiggle waves as you leave]

[should... try getting herself to the new part, too...]