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Contracts? Churuuuu.
Hello, I am Bachi and Churu and I am a... Well, to you, I'm a Joltik. People say I am cute and sometimes make a noise like 'aaaaa' which I think is a good noise. Either that or they are scared. I am very scary, too. The scariest. Roaaaarrr. ... chii
Are you interested in helping me to save everything ever? I need lots and lots of energy! And humans and Pokémon are good sources of energy! See, the universe is in a really bad situation and I'm supposed to help it. But even the best helper needs help sometimes. And you can help me!
You even get a wish if you help me! Yes you do. Aaanything you want. Lots of money? A particular Pokémon? To fly? To help someone else? I can do it. I have a Gameshark. Bachichiii
Oh, I'm just going to take your soul. But that's a small price to pay! I mean, you get it back and all. And it looks so pretty! It is a shiny stone and I like shiny stones. It reminds me of Chargestone Cave. Chuu. You also get a pretty dress! Even the boys.
So what do you say? I am good at making contracts. I am the best contract-maker.
Hello, I am Bachi and Churu and I am a... Well, to you, I'm a Joltik. People say I am cute and sometimes make a noise like 'aaaaa' which I think is a good noise. Either that or they are scared. I am very scary, too. The scariest. Roaaaarrr. ... chii
Are you interested in helping me to save everything ever? I need lots and lots of energy! And humans and Pokémon are good sources of energy! See, the universe is in a really bad situation and I'm supposed to help it. But even the best helper needs help sometimes. And you can help me!
You even get a wish if you help me! Yes you do. Aaanything you want. Lots of money? A particular Pokémon? To fly? To help someone else? I can do it. I have a Gameshark. Bachichiii
Oh, I'm just going to take your soul. But that's a small price to pay! I mean, you get it back and all. And it looks so pretty! It is a shiny stone and I like shiny stones. It reminds me of Chargestone Cave. Chuu. You also get a pretty dress! Even the boys.
So what do you say? I am good at making contracts. I am the best contract-maker.