so my da is like...laying in wait. to accost me with parental grouching, i expect. he keeps muttering to himself AS THOUGH HE THINKS I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING well sir i think we both know that is bollocks.

...well, i mean, he's asleep right now. but that's not the point. at all.

Hi, Anders! It's Enfys, you remember me, right? Your girlfriend. Yeah, I thought you did. Well, I was your girlfriend; I think it's high time we officially called it quits. There's this problem I have, you see: when a bloke can't grow a fucking pair and tell me his needs cannot be met with an ocean in between, or in fact anything at all, then I've ( Read more... )