I AM THE ERECTION AND THE NIGHT

[bach_off]

AND I'M NOT A FUCKING PATIENT MOTHERFUCKER, ALTHOUGH I'VE BEEN TOLD I SHOULD BE A FUCKING PATIENT. FUCK.
I WAIT.
THEN I'M FUCKING PISSED AND TIRED OF FUCKING WAITING SO I'M ON THE PHONE CALLING ABOUT FLIGHTS TO FINBEERIA OR DARKMANLAND OR WHERE THE FUCK EVER I GOTTA GO, SINCE SOMEONE IS TOO FUCKING CONFUSED TO SEE WHAT THE FUCK IS RIGHT IN FRONT

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PORN ROXX

[bach_off]

SPECIAL FAVORS....YEAH YA KNOW, JUST FOR ME THOUGH. :P HAHAHAHA

[susanna_j]

What? You're coming to Hell?

[bach_off]

IF YOU WON'T CUM TO ME ON YOU'RE ON OWN, I'LL COME THERE AND HELP YOU THE FUCK OUT! yOU CUMMING?

[susanna_j]

The idea of you in Finbeeria is interesting *laughs*

[j_bon_jovi]

Some girl got under your skin? Singing a little I Remember You, maybe? I might have to meet this one.

[bach_off]

SURE YOU GOT TIME TO DO THAT? I HEAR YOU'RE NEW SHOW ON QVC IS A BIG HIT

[j_garner]

I love when you post, I can almost hear you yelling. It's great. I'm sorry someone's making you crazy though.

[bach_off]

I WAS ALREADY FUCKING CRAZY BUT NOW IT'S CERTIFIABLE. FUCK. THANKS. THE FUCKING YELLING EITHER ENDEARS ME OR MAKES ME FUCKING SLAPPED INTO EXILE.
I SHOULDA KNOWN THE HOT ALIAS BABE WOULD LIKE IT.