reach down between my legs and.... ease the seat back...

[bach_off]

NOW CLASS WE GET TO THE PORTION OF OUR LESSON WHERE WE TALK A LITTLE ABOUT MY FAVORITE SUBJECT.
ME.
THAT'S RIGHT
BAZ TALK 101

FIRST OF ALL MUTHAFUCKERS, MY AIM IS BACHTALKN. LEARN IT LOVE IT USE IT. I'LL BE ON IT TOMORROW.

SECOND I AM NOT RETRO. I'M FUCKING COOLMY SON. PARIS. CALLS ME RETRO

Comments

[amanda_latona]

congrats on the case. remember that fucker who threw a beer bottle at your head during that show in Springfield, MA? fuckin' savages in this town.

Whatever FBD is I appreciate the sentiment, thank you!

Why are you just the coolest person ever?

[bach_off]

FBD = FUCKING BRAIN DEAD

[ehrinn]

Thanks for the pimp Baz, Dylan's right, you're cool as hell.
And not at all retro !

[bach_off]

FUCK YEAH WELCOME AND SHIT

[j_garner]

Bas, I'm a big fan of yours. I can't believe you're here and yeah I know I'm damn slow.

I'm also Jennifer Garner, I'm on a television show called ALIAS and various movies and things. Good to meet you.

And I sound like a lame dork.
later

[bach_off]

YOU KICK ASS ON THAT SHOW

AMERICAN WOMAN...STAY AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

YEAH! FUCKIN COOL SHOW