johnny808 (1:03:38 PM): he would go to kashmier for pussy

ryan (gknight) (10:06:36 AM):
Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.

A woman asks, 'What are you?'

He says, 'I'm a Fireman' ???

'But you're only wearing a glass jar?', says the woman.

'Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can!'

ryan (gknight) (12:12:54 AM): fuckallmenwhatsoever can be misconstrued
lisa (12:13:11 AM): hahaha omg only YOU would read it THAT way

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lisa (7:13:21 PM): should i buy this belt
lisa (7:13:22 PM): $315
ryan (7:13:37 PM): 315?!
ryan (7:13:41 PM): does it get u laid?
ryan (7:13:45 PM): cuz thats bank for a belt
lisa (7:13:46 PM): LITERALLY LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
lisa (7:13:49 PM): LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlahahahah omg

while chatting w/ v on fb she made some funnie remarks:

"she probably just lays there so he feels powerful"

and

"i drove EVERYDAY to that fuckin place off the 15 frwy. what the fuck is that place called. fucking fuckville"

hahahah luv her to pieces

fuck i want to cry
i.m trying to do this damn online traffic school courtesy of http://www.goodbyeticket.com
but all i want to do is cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

i keep playing mafia wars and mob wars on fb
damn me and my A.D.D.

ajdflajsdlfjasdfj

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