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May 05, 2011 22:55

Last week was a slow crawl to a shit-tastic climax of sucktitude ending on a Saturday where Curtis worked a ridiculously early shift and the kids were suffering a candy hangover that pushed them into temporary psychosis. Tempest was an absolute fucking nightmare right from the moment she woke up. She was completely out of control; acting like she'd ( Read more... )

laugh so you don't cry, parenting like burning, murphy's law

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jenrose1 May 6 2011, 06:17:25 UTC

Curtis is amazing, and god, I hate days like that. Days like that are when I am so, so tempted to duct tape Shiny to the goddamned wall and walk away for a couple hours. Only I'd come back to find her free, chewing the duct tape like bubble gum.

Are you getting a badass House-style cane?

altarflame May 6 2011, 06:28:05 UTC

I was also think this calls for some kind of Lucius Malfoy pimp cane or something. I think I saw one full of water and live fish once...And I know they have some that light up...

babyslime May 6 2011, 07:12:41 UTC

Dude.

jenrose1 May 6 2011, 06:34:01 UTC

Oh dear god.
http://www.fashionablecanes.com/Bull_Organ_Penis_Walking_Cane.html

This one looks to me more like a dungeon prop than an assistive device.
http://www.fashionablecanes.com/90315.html

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altarflame May 6 2011, 06:26:23 UTC

Wow. Yeah. I cannot stand that kind of bullshit day, and I don't even have the pain issues. Ugh.

This entry makes me grateful for the health I have while validating the problems I've got, and makes me love Curtis.

babyslime May 6 2011, 07:54:07 UTC

I feel the need to add a disclaimer here and say that I've had this, and the section of the last entry where I talked about Curtis, in my queue for almost an entire week so I wrote it some time before the two nights of AIM/email stuff and I really didn't want it to seem like it was some deliberate response like I sat down afterward and went, "Huh, let me write this...".

twinklieetoes May 6 2011, 06:40:57 UTC

Thank you for being so real in this. Makes me feel not so alone.

lindis May 6 2011, 07:20:25 UTC

What a crappy day indeed, just one or two of those incidents would have been more than enough!

Curtis is indeed amazing, but I think you are too.

babyslime May 6 2011, 08:30:26 UTC

:) Thank you.

anonymous May 6 2011, 07:56:39 UTC

"..attempt to do the Leo Strut out of the stall.."

this has me in TEARS. like.. i think about it and start laughing all over again.

lame days are full of lame.

babyslime May 6 2011, 08:14:15 UTC

Picture it immediately after hearing the person retching 20 seconds earlier and it's even funnier. ;)

laynerox May 10 2011, 00:52:40 UTC

double THIS!

laynerox May 10 2011, 00:43:08 UTC

THIS!