Comments | baby_beluga: Hahaha.

baby_beluga

Hahaha.

Oct 10, 2005 16:39

"I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY THE HELL CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO SCISSORS? SCREW SCISSORS, WHY CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE? WHY AREN'T SHEETS OF COLLEGE-RULED NOTEBOOK PAPER ( Read more... )

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oursecret___ October 10 2005, 21:03:05 UTC

that made me laugh.

baby_beluga October 10 2005, 21:43:58 UTC

i heard you were sick. so feel better. i am sick too!! (well, not sick, but i have major itchy welts and such like..everywhere. and they itch. alot.)

dwellondreams October 11 2005, 00:46:11 UTC

hahahah i really like that.
"oh shit, I'm sorry. i thought paper would protect you, stupid-fuck."

laurentums October 11 2005, 01:47:25 UTC

oh my god, i laughed so hard when i read this.

_____leaveanote October 11 2005, 01:59:27 UTC

that's the funniest thing ever
and you're the greatest kid ever
and you and ali are rediculously cute and i'm sooo happy you're together.
i was gonna say you're the cutest couple ever (since you are) but i thought you'd make fun of me for being too much of a cheerleader to think of anything better than "ever" to end every sentence.
haha
love<33333

cadence_aurora October 12 2005, 04:25:43 UTC

lol!!! I worked at a camp all summer and we had this kid who was mentally challenged but he would play that game alll the time. And he would always win. i don't get it, but he did....He'd walk up and be like "I challenge YOU to a duel!" (totally straightfaced. Hillarious!!) and one time another counselor challenged him and the kid was like, "You're on Daddy-O!!!" but still....He would always win! I swear he was psychic!!!