(link)One day harry was walking down the street and went into a store he looked around then all of a sudden he saw something he thought he would never see his PARENTS
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LOL, I can't believe how bad the first one is. Also, I was inspired to make icons for the second one, feel free to snag! Second one has bonus Blaise emo tear:
One day harry was walking down the street and went into a store he looked around then all of a sudden he saw something he thought he would never see his PARENTS.
Damned. Harrods really does have everything.
She was gorgeous as could be, black hair, dead grey eyes, tanned skin and soft purple lips
Is that "gorgeous" as in "like or similar to a Gorgon"?
The art of transforming figures possessed her and so did the control of electricity.
"I flip the switch: light goes off. I flip the switch again: light goes on. I AM THE MASTER OF ELECTRICITY!"
She was clean as the purest sea water
Heeeh.
“Have you eaten yet?” Draco inquired swishing his radiant hair back.
L'Oreal. Because he deserves it.
I thought of my past like when I was dating Roger Davies the Ravenclaw guy and when I was with that centaur. All for Lord Voldemort.
"A centaur? I told you to whore around -- not horse around."
[Harry] kissed Ginny softly on her small pink lips. Err. Am I having a tin ear for English again, or does that sound like what I think it sounds
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“How’ve you been?” Draco asked in a thick masculine voice. “Dazzling.” Vienne responded wearily clicking her nails together. “Have you eaten yet?” Draco inquired swishing his radiant hair back.
This...hurts me. Deeply. Author! Stop trying to be clever and descriptive! "He said/she said" is FINE!
Bolt looked around the room and saw each person and waited for dumb-as-a-door the glorious leader of light and the chicken club
Is this "dumb-as-a-door" Professor Dumbledore, perhaps? And is the "chicken club" by any chance the Order of the Phoenix? Because otherwise, I got nothin'. But you know, not all doors are dumb. Some of them are very polite, like the ones on the Heart Of Gold.
Beautiful blonde her fell around an angular heart shaped face and framing big starlight grey eyes. It was the most beautiful face Harry had ever seen on a boy. Make that person. His beauty was the only one wearing baby blue shimmering shorts that had 2 bows on each side of them and a little white tank top....uh, Harry, are you sure that's a boy? Really?
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>>>Because...boys usually dont dress like that, and...sometimes girls are...flat-chested, and if you called her a boy...well, anyway.
a) Well, Bruno does. (Sorry. Here's your brain bleach.)
b) I'm not sure I understand your point correctly. "All flat-chested girls want to have big breasts, and being mistaken for boys make them even more self-conscious about not looking like Lolo Ferrari, so they will beat you over the head with a giant hammer if you dare to make this mistake"?
b) She only said a lot of young lasses are offended if you mistake them for lads, which is true. I don't think most people get into feminism and body politics until they're a bit older; I didn't until I was 17.
It was "flat-chested" and "if you called her a boy" in the same phrase that gave me unwanted images, not the fact that some people, regardless of age and sexuality, dislike to be mistaken for opposite sex.
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Such an eloquent description of intercourse. Either the author is a clueless virgin or they have had some terrible sexual experiences.
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This is my favorite line in any fic. Ever.
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Damned. Harrods really does have everything.
She was gorgeous as could be, black hair, dead grey eyes, tanned skin and soft purple lips
Is that "gorgeous" as in "like or similar to a Gorgon"?
The art of transforming figures possessed her and so did the control of electricity.
"I flip the switch: light goes off. I flip the switch again: light goes on. I AM THE MASTER OF ELECTRICITY!"
She was clean as the purest sea water
Heeeh.
“Have you eaten yet?” Draco inquired swishing his radiant hair back.
L'Oreal. Because he deserves it.
I thought of my past like when I was dating Roger Davies the Ravenclaw guy and when I was with that centaur. All for Lord Voldemort.
"A centaur? I told you to whore around -- not horse around."
[Harry] kissed Ginny softly on her small pink lips. Err. Am I having a tin ear for English again, or does that sound like what I think it sounds ( ... )
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***With some white tribal designs all over it, and a few lightning bolts thrown in
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“Dazzling.” Vienne responded wearily clicking her nails together.
“Have you eaten yet?” Draco inquired swishing his radiant hair back.
This...hurts me. Deeply. Author! Stop trying to be clever and descriptive! "He said/she said" is FINE!
Bolt looked around the room and saw each person and waited for dumb-as-a-door the glorious leader of light and the chicken club
Is this "dumb-as-a-door" Professor Dumbledore, perhaps? And is the "chicken club" by any chance the Order of the Phoenix? Because otherwise, I got nothin'. But you know, not all doors are dumb. Some of them are very polite, like the ones on the Heart Of Gold.
Beautiful blonde her fell around an angular heart shaped face and framing big starlight grey eyes. It was the most beautiful face Harry had ever seen on a boy. Make that person. His beauty was the only one wearing baby blue shimmering shorts that had 2 bows on each side of them and a little white tank top....uh, Harry, are you sure that's a boy? Really? ( ... )
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a) Well, Bruno does.
(Sorry. Here's your brain bleach.)
b) I'm not sure I understand your point correctly. "All flat-chested girls want to have big breasts, and being mistaken for boys make them even more self-conscious about not looking like Lolo Ferrari, so they will beat you over the head with a giant hammer if you dare to make this mistake"?
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