Comments | babb_chronicles: something babbling this way comes

babb_chronicles

something babbling this way comes

Oct 24, 2009 19:16

In the spirit of upcoming Halloween I`d like to propose a little Babb inspired game - take one (or more) of these badfic quotes and, with either a drabble or a macro, provide a scary twist to them... Being scarier than some of these will be a feat, though.

Lily Evans is in her 7th year along with two of her best friends, they are called The ( Read more... )

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cheryl_bites October 24 2009, 20:45:22 UTC

Ooh! So we have a week, eh? Excellent! *Cracks knuckles and starts sorting through the list*

valenstyne October 25 2009, 02:04:18 UTC

Ooh, I like this!

But, um, is it just me, or does the one about Snape being covered in goo make anyone else think of "You Can't Do That On Television"? It's just me, huh.

vvvexation October 25 2009, 03:18:16 UTC

Unfortunately, it would seem so. I've been corrupted enough that I was thinking of an entirely different kind of goo....

laura_anne October 25 2009, 11:48:04 UTC

Me too. Oh, for the innocence of youth.

cookie_mel October 25 2009, 10:07:20 UTC

See, I read goo, and immediately thought "GHOSTBUSTERS TO THE RESCUE!" Because, clearly, I'm still a massive kid :P

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anima_mecanique October 25 2009, 07:43:42 UTC

Lily Evans is in her 7th year along with two of her best friends. They are called The Marbles.

At least, that's what the Daily Prophet calls them. Lily never liked the paper's habit of naming uncaught serial killers after their modus operandi, but once Genevieve started slipping catseye marbles into their victims' empty sockets, she knew it was probably inevitable.

Ah well. Genevieve was an idiot, but at least she had someone to throw to the Aurors if they got too close.

.....am I doing it right? D:

cheryl_bites October 25 2009, 12:12:34 UTC

Magnificent! *Applauds*

anima_mecanique October 26 2009, 03:31:45 UTC

I agree! *joins applause*

babb_chronicles October 26 2009, 13:24:46 UTC

Exactly right! :)

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jaded_angel8 October 26 2009, 17:33:07 UTC

Lily Evans is in her 7th year along with two of her best friends, they are called The Marbles. Her friends are Mary-Sue Retton and her twin brother, Gary. Mary Sue is telling Lily about this great new lipgloss she just bought. It sparkles. Like vampires!!!

James Potter is watching them, standing around in their little group. 'The Marbles! Hah! I'll show them marbles.' He is moving around and gets himself into position. He brings his wand down, and in a brilliant bit of transfiguration, he sends his creation at the group. His shooter marble mows them down.

With a gasp, Lily runs to the one girl she wants desperately to be like. Feeling her wrist, Lily bursts into tears. "She's dead!!!" she cries out.

In the shadows of a willow tree, a young man watches and smirks. For once, he and his rival are in agreement. Lily is most beautiful when she is shattered.

Gah! It's hard to write a bad fic with scary stuff! Hope it's good enough.

JA

jaded_angel8 October 26 2009, 17:45:27 UTC

From the journal of Lucius Malfoy:

Hello Journal. It's been a while since I've talked to you. Let me tell you what happened to me since I've talked to you. I was attacked. Don't you want to know whom by? VAMPIRES! They dare attack ME, Lucius Abraxas Malfoy! Can you believe it? Idiots. But, then, things got bad. For two, or three of them, I could handle. But thise was ten! Even though they were sent to kill me that night, vampires are still very sexual. Father stopped them from killing me. But I would of done it to! Father came in just as the forth vampyre raped me.

I feel dirty now. I'm off to shower. Hope the piss poor writing scared you!