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Tales Of the Sexy Sytherin and Georgous Gryffindor
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"YOU'RE GONNA PAY MUDBLOOD!" he yelled and smacked her.
"o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o" the students said. Hermione's repley was a BIG PUNCH in his perfect nose(letz just say i LOVE HIM). Draco kicked her shin.
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While being dragged away, they both yelled:
"GRYFFINDOR!" - Draco
"SYTHRIN!" - Hermione
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(from the author`s notes)
I really think that people should review. ummmm, REVIEW OR I'LL TELL MY DEATH EATER FRIENDS TO GO AFTER YOU!
enjoy! Oh, and STUPID HUFFLEPUFFS!
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"Because you two disrupted my students, caused each other wounds, and have great hatered for each other, you two will be forced to be together.
"NO! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" Draco yelled, Hermione laughed. Dumbledore raised an eyebrow causing Draco to sit down.
"You will be locked in a separate dorm together, and when going to classes, chained. You two will have to deal with each other." he said, giving a mad smile. Draco looked paler than pale.
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Snape showed them their dorm, which was now near the dungens. There were 4 beds, One Blue, One green, One Red, and One orange. Ravenclaw, Sytherin, Gryffindor, and Hufflepuff.
"We have to sleep next to each other?" Hermione asked in a shaky voice. Snape gave a curt nod and went to his classroom.
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"For once, you are right Malfoy." she said and went to the Bathroom marked: Hermione/Girls.
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Prof. Joustin was a lady of hottness and no girl liked her. Not even Lavender and Pavarti who actually liked Prof. Trewaney. Ariel Joustin had blonde hair and hazel eyes men got lost in. Her fair shade of beige skin stood out with her blonde blonde Barbie blonde hair. A figure to die for and a OH-SO-PERFECT smile, she captured anyone who past except girls.
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"98 percent of the Gryffindors already lost their virginity since like 4th year. Like Lavendar." Draco said, his face wrinkled. Hermione let her hair down.
"Lavendar?" she asked, brushing her hair.
"Yeah, I was patrolling as a prefect and saw Lavendar and Semus snogging each other. I didnt stop them. Soon she was nude and they were just fucking each other you know." Draco said "And the next night, that Gryffindor bitch was doing the same thing with Dean Thomas. The next Night, Wealsebee you call your from, next was some older person and she just kept on being a whore."
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"Afraid to hear that your friend likes getting his private sucked by millions of girls? Well let me tell you, Ron's been banging the Patil Twins, Pansy, Lavendar, a few people. I saw them and it was a nasty sight. He's on drugs too i hope you know." Draco sneered.
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(link)‘Bloody Dumbledore and his bloody balls…’ Draco thought, taking his leave from the Great Hall to the front stairs where hardly anybody was.
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(link)The girl had a very pretty face for being only 11-years-old. She also had long, straight ebony hair and a pair of startlingly deep red eyes, the shade of garnets reflecting the sunlight.
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(link)His eyes were a brilliant bright blue and greatly contrasted his hair and face. A person could stare into his eyes all day long. He looked down at his shirtless body, which he absolutely loved. He had flat pecks and a four pack of abs. Complimented by his small biceps and tan skin.
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Oliver was a social outcast, a punk. And that was just what he would classify himself as, punk. You know, the rock subculture, Mohawks, all that jazz. Recently a new subculture had been forming, Emo. People would always ask him if he was Goth, or Emo. He did not mind being called Goth, but Emo, no way. Emos were gay guys and lesbian girls who loved to make out with each other, which completely defeated the whole purpose.
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(link)My father is the richest man in the entire town of London, England. So you see, I get anything I want. My friend, Cherry Lynn Fariser, is also 17. Her father is quite rich too. Right now I was wearing a tan mini skirt with a light blue polo (it didn't quite cover my stomach, but oh well.) My shoes were white, wedges with silk ribbon that rapped around my ankles. I looked HOT! Cherry on the other hand looked amazing! Her black tube top with a pale yellow shrug over it made her look like the models that we some day would be. On her firm ass were a pair of stright legged black pants that exactally matched the black tube top. And her shoes were pale yellow flats with a white flowers above her big toe.
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(link)Dear What's-His-Face,
Abigail DeLoretta has the hair I want.
She has got smooth, silky, perfect caramel hair.
I have frizzy, poofy, horrible caramel hair.
Abigail DeLoretta has the eyelashes I want.
She has got long, thick, perfectly twirled eyelashes.
I have short, thin, dull eyelashes.
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(link)Lexie had flaming red hair and baby blue eyes were 5 ft and 5 in.
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“WHAT??” everyone screamed. Lexie just sat there mouth wide open in an “O” position.
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Mia, Ginny, and I were singing along and the boys just stared at us.
"What!" we all said.
"Your voices are beautiful"
"They are?"
"Yeah"
"Alright then hey chica's wanna start a band" I asked
"Sure" they replied
And that's how the Chicas were born.
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“It’z very nize to meet vou to Alexandria” She said in a very, very, deep Bulgarian accent.
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Yeah well today was the Weasley Family dinner, and everyone was dressed casual. I was wearing a mini-skirt and a strapless sapphire blue shirt with accents around it.
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Geez what's with all the Weasley men and forgien girls! I promise you.
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I was angry that nobody woke me up! So I did a rude awaking. That's right I poured water on Ron's and Harry's heads and on Hermione and Ginny's feet.
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(link)Her silver eyes though, were the reason she was followed by many of the boys at Hogwarts, they were silver with streaks of ice blue shooting through them.
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This wasn’t her boyfriend however; this is her brother, Braedyn Malfoy. Notice a trend? Unique names for the Malfoy children. Braedyn was Braelyn’s fraternal twin, he was tall and blond, and had the same curly hair, but his eyes were very different. Dark brown with gold flecks made him just as wanted as his sister
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(link)My names Tara Maree Nixie Drake and I’m 16 years old. I'm just your average girl, attractive but not jaw-droppingly beautiful… I have mid-back length blonde hair with streaks that change colours according to my mood.
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(link)It happened on a Tuesday. To some, the exact day may seem irrelevant, and perhaps it is, But then, Tuesday is a fairly irrelevant day to begin with. It marks no point in the ordinary week to look forward to, nor does it figure very strongly in any sort of 'ology. In fact, the only real purpose of Tuesday was to have something in between Monday and the middle of the week.
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Under the baneful eye of Professor Severus Snape, students learned how to combine the stuff of the world into liquid form to do things.
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(link)Indigo grabbed his hand, and ran to voldemorts study. She barged in. “Daddy, George is going to be staying with us for a while. “What?” Came voldemorts scream though out the house. He will stay in the extra bed in my room!” indigo said cheerfully. “Fine, and can I talk to George by myself?” voldemort said. “George I want you to stay within 3 ft away indigo at all times, and to not touch her, if you break her heart I will break your neck!”Voldemort almost yelled. “Understood, and your daughter is cute!”Geroge said before running.
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(link)" well it has been that way since valtomort got the demtores on his side" Harry whisper
"well I got here this in time hi I am Becky, Becky Hogwarts." she said to Harry with her hand out. "And you are" “well I can see you are not from around here I am Harry Potter and what did you say about getting here on time?"
"you ask a lot of Questions Harry so I will tell you my whole why but it is a long store so make you self comfortable."
"Ok then I will tell you my"
"well it started before I was alive. My mother was Lisa Dumbledore and her dad bas the headmaster of Hogwarts.
She was the Queen of the wrisaring world because she had 2 fo the founding fathers blood in her and she was powerful
Well she grew up in Hogwarts with her dad abuts Dumbledore her mom die in childbirth.
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well they went to out Hogwarts and my mom fell in love with a man name sierus black and he and my mom was about to get married when vlotmort put a very strong love potion on her
so she was with him for a wile for he was madly in love with him but she could never be in love with am man so evil well every thing went ok till she became pregnant with me
now voltmort had the other two founding fathers blood in them so I was very very powerful and is still am to day
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went to jail I saw him every day but then my then when I was about to go to school my dad and grandpa thought that voltormolt would come back so the sent me to the usa.
Well everything went ok till voltormt got strong again and the kid had to take care of him.
well my dad broke out of jail and the he was killed and then my grandfather just got killed so now I have come and take my place of Hogwarts headmistress
(well I will when I am done with school McGonagall will be it till I am done), the queen of the wrisding world, and find that boy so then I will be able to kill voltormt
why trying to avoid voltmort kidnapping me and make me his true daughter so I will marry the boy who try to kill my grandfather" she said with a trying not to go to slued.
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Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, and Draco (who was good and living with the wasely becomes he and Ginny were in love) ran to her Harry figure out that he was madly in love with this girl but he did not know how he could be because he did not know her for a long time but he did not care.
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(link)“Who are they.” He said shocked.
“They are the Lionetts” said Padfoot dreamily
“the Lioness?”
“NO the Lionetts” James corrected him “The 4 hottest girls in school. The Red head is Lily Evans.. She’s the leader. She is and angel sent from Heaven, but has a temper to match her hair color”
“James knows all about that temper” added Sirius. “The one Behind her is Samantha Murry. AkA Sami. She is a direct descendant of Morgan Le Fey.
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AN2: okay the girls are actually based on people. Alyx is suposed to be me but it would be weird haveing Lily and Lili so i changed my name, Sami is my friend Sami aka Lily and James Love 4 ever, and Alyi is my friend Becka who is also an arthur on this sight but i can't remember her name at this time.
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“Really?” questioned Sami “Wow. Well I got to train with Grandma Morgan again.”
“Did the Legendary Morgan Le Fey give you any new spells this year?” Alyx asked. (AN: I know Morgan Le Fey lived thousands of years go but I figure hey the dates were unknown so she could still be alive. And Grandma Morgan is easier to say then Great Great… so on and so forth so there you go.)
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(link)Slowly, he turned his eyes back down to the text, finding the spot where he had left off and continuing to read.
I know it’s probably a bit of a shock, and I beg of you, please hear me out. I am not human. Neither is your father. We are Elves. Not house-elf type elves, but real Elves.
(…)
Another thing you should take into consideration is your Elven classification. I am a Wood Elf, while James is a High Elf, though really the only difference between the different classifications is our magical abilities. I, as a Wood Elf, can speak with trees and nonmagical creatures. James is a High Elf, so he has fairly decent divination skills. You, Harry, are a Night Elf.
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(link) (Deleterius report)Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. I do not own him here or there, I do not own him anywhere! I do not own him in a box; I do not own him with a fox.
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It wasn’t as if she was an outcast, she just blended into the back round.
People didn’t seem to want to get to know the teenage girl with long black hair, a leather jacket, fingerless gloves and jeans.
Her eye changed from pale blue to grayish greenish bluish to emerald green to violet.
The fact that they changed with her moods didn’t help.
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(link) (Pottersues report)“SILENCE!” Voldemort cried. There was a note of panic in his voice now that none of the deatheaters had ever heard before.”I will not be ridiculed like that! I’m still a handsome man, although in my late 60s, and my skin hasn’t aged a day! I am the most respected and feared dark wizard of all times! CRUCIO!”
As Malfoy twitched around on the floor, Ginny took a longing look at her object of desire. It was true, she thought, his white skin looked tight and wrinkle-less like the skin of an angel choirboy, his eyes were gleaming in a blackish-red fire and he wore perfectly fitted black robed with tasteful silver embroidery.
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Ginnys bedroom was every girls dream. A gigantic, pillow-filled dark pink four-poster bed stood in the middle of six walls (It was a hexagonal room) which were pale lilac and covered with moving pictures of Lord Voldemort. In the centre of a large golden heart there was a handmade charcoal painting of Ginnys the way she remembered Tom Riddle aged 16.
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Well you know Harry, looks dont matter if youre in love,” Hermione scolded him “But of course hes evil,” she added as an afterthought. “I hate him. He’s my mortal enemy! Imaging the wedding feast! Me and Voldemort at one table... noooo, wont happen!”
At that moment Ginny entered the room, wearing a dreamy expression and humming a sweet love tume under her breath. She took no notice of Harrys and Hermiones frozen expression and continued embroidering the shocking pink pillowcase she was working on. So far the words “Ginevra Molly Ri” were stitched onto it with silvery-white yarn. At the corners she had put little dark marks with hearts for the eyes.
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“Well done my dear Lucius. But stay a while, I’m not tired at all and I fancy a little chat.”
”Lucius, do you think I am too old for marriage?” Voldemort asked absentmindedly.
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With a swish of a cloak Voldemort strode out of his cave. He was wearing his nightshirt which was unfortunately a bit revealing - it was unbuttoned at the front (and they were great buttons! Hand-wrought for the rebirthing party by countless house-elfs!) showing his lean, snow white, bony chest.
It appeared that the Dark Lord had the Dark Mark tatooed all over his body - two the chest, one around the navel (which formed the mouth, so the skull looked a bit puzzled) and of course one on each wrist. Ginny would have dared to bet he had two on his shoulderblades too, but unfortunaktely Voldemort did not strip but raised his voice in a commanding tone: “Ginevra Molly Weasley! What ARE you looking at?”
Ginny raised her gaze to his ruby eyes (sigh) and spoke “My Lord, I have found you. May I call you Tom, as I did in countless sleepless nights?” “NO! I hate this Muggle name!” the former Tom Riddle spat.
“But you may call me Mort. Step inside, my Virgin bride!”
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She caught a whiff of Voldemorts scent - musky and male, with a note of suphuric acid and, to her surprise, cocoa.
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“Ginevra Molly Weasly! Come inside my cave this instance! And comb your hair for godssakes, you look like a mop!”
“Are you going to curse me, me Dark Prince?” Ginny spoke, combing her hair with her fingers.
“No. I’m going to love you!”
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“Come over here, bitch,” he said smoothly to cover the embarrassing pause. “Worship my underwear. It was worn by the great Salazar Slytherin himself. He used to wear nothing else under his robes. Do you want to know what lies beneath?”
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(link) (Deleterius report)The entire school was shocked when they learned that a Death Eater had hit Harry with a spell that caused him to permanently change into a woman but he defeated Voldemort shortly afterwards so no one made a big fuss about.
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Harry was rumored to be huge and if the size of her breast was any indication then Harry had to have been well hung.
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This time Sev couldn’t stop himself. He walked up behind her and pressed his erection into her backside.
Jaden smiled to herself and just moved his robes out of the way without turning to look behind her and then she lifted her skirt and untied her thong.
Sev needed no other encouragement and started to thrust into her. Her pussy was wonderful and tight.
Her moans echoed in his classroom and the wetter her pussy got the harder he pounded into her.
Jaden started to scream out his name, which brought a satisfied smile to his face.
He pulled out of her and then entered her other opening causing Jaden to gasp in shock and delight.
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Once he made it to his room he forced her down onto his bed and conjured a huge dildo the same size as he was and rammed it into her pussy.
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Not able to contain himself he entered his erection into her tightness and fell asleep like that.
When he awoke it was with Jaden riding him.
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She had awoken shocked to find herself still in Sev’s bed with his cock in her pussy and was even more surprised to realize that it was already Saturday. She chuckled when she realized that since Friday morning they had done nothing but have sex.
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The truth was that Jaden was in love with Severus and instead of risking having her heart broken she would have sex with him anytime he wanted.
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Once there the official cast a spell to see how compatible the two were and everyone was shocked when they learned that Sev and Jaden shared a heart bond.
It is the strongest bond a couple could have and it is really rare.
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(link)"ms. Mussolini?" "yep, my real parents are the king and queen of the vampire relm so that makes me Jennifer Leigh Mussolini princess of the vampire relm." You explained like it was nothing too surprising.
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(link)I have a slim figure, but with slight curves with a beautiful smile.
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"Stay out of Touble!!" My father Yelled as I disappeared, absorbing into the wall.
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(link)Harry potter was leaning over the computer into the dark when his play thing Colin Cheevy came in wearing a silk black thong with a capital H on it. Colin was carrying a tray of grilled baby heads on it. Harry leaned over and licked Colin and picked up a ear of a baby head.
"Thanks babe." Said Harry
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Harry awoke. To the constant whining of krum well actually he prefers to be called Vicky these days. Vicky had decided that he wanted to have Harrys baby so he cast the first male pregnancy spell on himself and then got Harry very drunk on soda water and slept with him.
"Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why did he chose me?" screamed harry.
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La de da la de da la sang harry as he skipped along to lord voldemorts birthday party, they'd become such great friends all of those long summer nights cuddeling together on the veranda. Ohh how he thought I'll never forget that magical summer. But today was a special event he was going to meet lordikinns( his petname for lord voldemort)friends from the dark forest. He was really worried if they would like him or not so just in case he brought a friendly little axe with him.
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Lordikinns's grandmother was at the kitchen counter making chicken salad, harry strutted up to her a groped her ass.
"ohh la la well I do like them nice and young , come along dear boy I'll show you the rest of the house." Croaked Mrs. Riddle.
10 minutes later harry emerged from the downstairs basement.
Well that was a good shag thought harry, I should come by here more often… oh and bring ron around here as well.
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(link)"Look! Potty, Weasel and Mudblood!" Malfoy called across the Great Hall.
"Look! It's the pea brained twit from the female gene pool!" Harry shot back.
Laughter rang out across the Hall.
The Slytherin table was silent.
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"What on earth is with you, boy?" Snape demanded angrily helping Malfoy get to his feet. Malfoy accidentally pulled off Snape's robe from holding onto him, exposing a woman's sexy night slip. It had black lace around the front and a garter on his legs.
Silence fell across the classroom before hysterical laughter rang out.
"OH MAN!" Neville cried. "I SURE HOPE I FORGET THIS IMAGE!"
"I think I'm going to be sick," Hermione said slipping down in her chair.
"SHE BANGS! SHE BANGS!" Harry cried pointing to Snape.
(taken from William Hung "American Idol")
Thanks to:
dlpn01 for the ms. Mussolini fic quote and the fic quote where curves smile
dolciniblows for the Lordikinns's grandmother fic quotes