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b1ade

o.O

Jan 24, 2007 14:00

I was doing my daily browse of IGN.com in my lunch break, and i happened accross a list of games-to-film that are supposedly in development. Cool. I thought. On reaching the bottom of the list i found myself suitably confused. The list is as follows, see what you think ( Read more... )

Comments 8

hovis January 24 2007, 19:02:38 UTC

Haha, Clock Tower? Did anyone even like that game? I think Crazy Taxi's been in production for ages. Didn't Digi take the piss out of it once?

A Pacman movie causes the mind to boggle, though. I'm guessing it would be a CGI affair, though a live-action adaptation would be worth it for sheer 'what the fuck' value.

Super Pac script #34 cheekylee January 25 2007, 01:05:27 UTC

Scene : Pacman in the street

Policeman : Sir, you are aware that we have certain laws in this town?

Pacman : I'm really sorry, officer. I have this compulsion to eat pills. I can't help it, that's just who I am.

Policeman : That's all well and good, but did you have to eat the drug dealer, too?

Pacman : That was just for fun, man! He tasted fruity.

Re: Super Pac script #34 hovis January 25 2007, 08:06:21 UTC

Haha, excellent! Digi will never die.

Speaking of which Bellston informs me that Super Page 58 is back on the internet! I didn't know it was down, personally, but there you go.

Re: Super Pac script #34 b1ade January 25 2007, 10:55:01 UTC

lol!

Or perhaps it'll be some bizarre rap tribute to Mr Shakur! the mind does indeed boggle!

thethirdoption January 24 2007, 21:35:02 UTC

The SNES version of Clock Tower wasn't so bad... I'll have to assume the Pac thing is some extension of the late 80's cartoon? As for some of the others:

Halo - Stuck in limbo till someone decides to pick up Peter Jackson's tab.
Fear Effect - Uwe Boll lesbian bonanza, probably.
Fatal Frame - Ring with kimonos or Uwe Boll underage lesbian bonanza.
Metal Gear - Mullet-revival propaganda film.

cheekylee January 25 2007, 01:00:48 UTC

Halo - Ditch Peter Jackson, actors, and cameras. Do the whole fucking thing in CG, and keep the voices we already have. They do a decent job in the games, after all.

Uwe Boll - Must die, soon!

cheekylee January 25 2007, 01:17:36 UTC

You need to find new sites to trawl, man. IGN has not so much gone downhill, as dug itself a hole under a hill, and called itself a hobbit. In fact, these days, most people would say that "You can't spell ignorant without I-G-N."

b1ade January 25 2007, 10:53:53 UTC

I don't really read their reviews or anything, just keep up to date on the mainstream etc. In fact i don't read any reviews at all and barely pay attention to anything other than what videos i can download and what's in the pipeline. Play.com is my release schedule lol