If you're allowed to encourage me, dude, I'm allowed to encourage you. So:
The Committee has massive comedy potential. They spend hours arguing over the logo, but nobody actually knows who's in charge of the budget. No one ever has a stapler. And there's one guy on the list of board members who is never at meetings, and they eventually realize that no one has ever actually met him.
The Drive. If I were rich enough, I would actually employ you to write this. Just saying.
The Committee: Ha! Yes! And they always adjourn as soon as they've run out of snacks. And there are always grammar/punctuation errors in the agenda. And someone always, always abstains and insists on having it recorded.
There should also be at least one committee member who always takes everything super seriously and spends every meeting with a visible throbbing vein at his temple. This guy lectures a lot, and one of the others does a really great impersonation that cracks everyone else up when the blowhard isn't around.
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(MMM VEGAN ICE CREAM. The only thing limiting my intake is my wallet, srsly.)
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The Committee has massive comedy potential. They spend hours arguing over the logo, but nobody actually knows who's in charge of the budget. No one ever has a stapler. And there's one guy on the list of board members who is never at meetings, and they eventually realize that no one has ever actually met him.
The Drive. If I were rich enough, I would actually employ you to write this. Just saying.
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The Drive: Oh fine.
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The Drive: Oh fine.
Well, that was easy! Yay!
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Well, that was easy! Yay!
Probably because I've been writing it all day. There is vague Andy/Joe, what?
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the last one is AWESOME and EPIC! <3!
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