Fic'ing to Christmas - Day One - FIC: Parking Lot Horrors

[azraelz_angel]

Title: Parking Lot Horrors
Prompter: sarah_p
Prompt: When Dean HAS to park in the parking lot of a megastore, Dean HATES IT, and always picks the last spot that’s a zillion miles away.
Rating: PG-13
Betas: kaylashay81 and avamcleanFandom: Supernatural

Comments

[sarah_p]

Oh, my gosh, first of all, DAY ONE, WHAAAT?

Second of all, I am almost PEEING myself (for a gross visual there, heh), because this is SO PERFECT. Your Dean is perfect, and you clearly are a frequent superstore parker, because you got EVERY SITUATION. The banged up car where you KNOW that person has no problem hitting you...the people that barrel through traffic without even looking...parking next to the cart return...GETTING CUT OFF AND GETTING THE FINGER FROM LITTLE KIDS (that part may actually be my FAVORITE).

ALSO, I LOVE SAM.

“You could just run her over,” Sam suggested as Dean continued to inch up.

IN CONCLUSION: Merry Christmas to ME! :)

“Come on, gotta salt and burn this Casper before Black Friday, otherwise Wal-Mart will have more to deal with than crazed shoppers.”

PERFECTION! Thaaaank you for this unexpected fabulousness! (Not that I was expecting unfabulousness, but I was expecting to be toward the end of December. SURPRISE! :D)

[avamclean]

You know I liked this, but I thought I should reiterate that with some review love. :)

I can see Dean passing space after space with Sam making that 'I just smelled something funny' face beside him. *nods* Love those boys... or at least I use to. I want the brothers back.

[polgara_5]

OMG, too funny!!!

My husband is almost the exact same way! I can't tell you how many times we've passed up perfectly good parking spots.

Loved this!

[pprfaith]

Hilarious. Poor Dean, he's so misunderstood and Sammy just doens't feel the love. :(

I also went, "Yes, exactly!" about half a dozen times.

[rince1wind]

Pretty funny. My husband is just like that with parking. Totally envisionable.