Bump Bump Bump
Title: Bump, Bump, Bump [Bang, Bang, Bang]
Length: One-shot
Pairing: YunJae
Rating:R-NC-17
Genre: Crack, Humor, ?smut?
Summary: YunHo and JaeJoong messes around with people heads
Bump, Bump, Bump (Bang, Bang, Bang)
A big group of collage school boys sat around the dark living room of EeTeuk’s house, watching a horror film.
“You call this scary, RyeoWookie? It’s so boring.”
“HeeChul Hyung, it’s scary!” RyeoWook squeaked before gabbing hold of an arm of the person beside him and hiding his face into the blanket covering his shaking legs.
YunHo looked to his side, watching JaeJoong munching on popcorn as he watched the girl on screen scream for help. YunHo turned back to the screen and moved closer to the other so their shoulders and bare arms were touching.
ChangMin glanced at his Hyungdeul, before nudging YooChun and JunSu. Te two looked at him as ChangMin made a little nod towards YunHo’s and JaeJoong’s direction. YooChun and JunSu turned towards each other before turning to look at ChangMin.
The three nodded at each other. HeeChul caught the nod, before nudging KangIn and HanKyung beside him, and his foot nudging at EunHyuk. EunHyuk turned around and mouthed, “Now?” HeeChul just looked at the direction to the only two that were immersed in the movie.
Everyone started to stand up and walk towards JaeJoong and YunHo. JunSu went to turn the lights on, as JaeJoong started to push at YehSung, “What the Fuck! Let me go!”
Both JaeJoong and YunHo were being dragged around the room, by the others.
“Where are you taking us!?”
“Yah! Let us go!”
JaeJoong and YunHo struggled against the many pair of hands that were pushing them into the empty room where all the coats piled in. The two stumbled inside the darkened room, falling onto the pile of coats. The door closed with a slam before something was banged against the white wood.
The two heard ChangMin call out “We’ll let you out after the movie! And when we come back, you two have better have gotten together.”
“Yeah, Hyungduel, we’re so sick of you two sneaking glances at each other, and not doing anything about it.” YooChun added.
“So we’re doing something about it!” JunSu and HeeChul shouted.
Then the two in the room heard the scramble of feet becoming fainter as they walked away from the door.
JaeJoong groaned as he pushed at YunHo, “Get off me, you’re heavy.”
YunHo smirked before he licked the shell of JaeJoong’s ear whispering, “You didn’t complain last night.”
JaeJoong’s hand went to smack the side of YunHo’s head, “Get Off. There’s something jabbing onto my back. And we wouldn’t be in this mess if you didn’t tell them we’re together.”
YunHo sighed as he stood up and moved to flick on the light switch. He walked to the side of JaeJoong, before sitting down on the jackets. JaeJoong moved up and turned around and grabbed two books, his eyebrow moved upwards when he read the titles. “They can’t be serious.”
“What is it?”
JaeJoong threw the books at him before searching for the small mirror in his jacket pocket.
YunHo snorted, “Relationships for Dummies? Sex for Dummies? They expect us to actually read these?”
“Read the post-it on the back.” JaeJoong said as he started fixing YunHo’s hair and clothes.
“Dear Hyungduel, here are some starters for you. I know there are some things about women, but just read it for some hints. Have fun.”
JaeJoong finished fixing his and YunHo’s hair before putting the mirror back, “Hey, want to mess with their brains?”
YunHo set down the books, “How?”
JaeJong smirked, “By This”
JaeJoong used his fist and banged on the door loudly before releasing a big moan as he banged some more on the door.
YunHo just stared at JaeJoong.
“Join.”
This time YunHo banged on the door, and moaned “JaeJoongah”
JaeJoong shouted, “AHH, YunHo-ah! Don’t stop. Uhh, SO GOOD!!!” and he and YunHo banged on the door at the same time banged on the door.
The group of boys in the living room, jumped from the noise. They all looked at each other, before turning off the movie and walked towards the door where the two where in.
Their eyes widened at the moans erupting from the room.
JaeJoong and YunHo quietly snickered as they took turns moaning and banging on the door.
“Let’s turn this up a notch.”
YunHo nodded. “Fuck JaeJoongah! You’re so fucking hot! I want to FUCK you!” YunHo emphasizing the ‘fuck’ part.
“Do it Yunnie, FUCK ME RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!” JaeJoong let out a groan. “Right here on the pile of JACKETS!! I want to cum right on these jackets.”
The two quietly laughed as they stated making noises with the jacket pile.
The group outside stared at each other, before rushing to move the heavy desk away from the door.
JaeJoong and YunHo head the scarping on the floor, looked at each other.
YunHo used two fists to bang on the wooden door, as he let out a groan, “Fuck JaeJoongie, you’re so tight!”
“Uh…HARDER YUNNIE! FASTER!!”
YunHo let out a moan as he started to make slapping sound with his hands.
“AHHH, YUNNIEI!! Right there!! I’m GOING TO CUM!!”
“Come with me, Boo!!”
The door swung open and the 16 boys looked at the two in the closet. They were sitting on the floor by the door, facing each other, playing a hand game. As if nothing happened.
YunHo and JaeJoong looked up at the group, “What?”
“The movie is over already?”
The 16 boys just stared, with their jaws wide open, muttering, “But…but…you two…were just….”
JaeJoong and YunHo just stared at each other then back to the group of boys.
The two got up with their jackets on, and walked out of the room.
“We’ll I think we’re going to go now. And if you don’t close you mouths soon, you’re going to end up swallowing flies.” YunHo said as he waved.
JaeJoong laughed, as he waved also.
The boys closed their mouths and turned towards the two going out the door.
Before the door closed, JaeJoong turned around and smiled, “You now, instead of wasting your money on those books, you could of just gotten us lube instead; it’s more useful.”
JaeJoong then walked out and closed the door.