Tok tok tok tok tok...

[ayradyss]

First note: Did exceptionally well on the In-training exam. Have set my sights on doing even better next year. I feel good.

Some of you, O Best Beloved, have either delivered a child or been present at the delivery. If you have, then you are likely familiar with the electronic fetal monitoring equipment. In this hospital, we put two belts on

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[pwwka]

See, this is the kind of stuff they should be feeding women who want babies, not "the glories of motherhood" complete with pastel pictures. No. Arms up the vagina. ::shudder:: I faint when they get that little metal tube out for the pap smear. And they'd better never let me see the epidural needle.

But what the hell. I'm twenty-six. Baby-hunger is making me rabid. And you know how I hated babies back in school-- I never wanted to be pregnant, ever. But now, I see a mom and a perambulator and my heart thumps queerly. Are you experiencing the same thing? Just random "I want babies" mode?

...and do cats help with that?

[ayradyss]

Only for a little while :)