Oh lordy

[ayeshak]

Spent some time at lunch with The Mind-Boggling Cuteness That Is Little Maya.

HER MOMMY: Maya's gonna be a conservationist when she grows up, she tells me.
ME: Isn't that nice.
HER MOMMY: The other half of the time she plans to become Evil Queen of the World.
ME: Sweet. Hey, Maya? When you grow up to be Evil Queen, can I be your minion

Comments

[musingvenus]

Permission to metaquote?

[ayeshak]

Again? Er, granted! Thanks much.

[kajivar]

She's lyyyyyyyyyying!

[ryxander]

It was good to see you! :)

See, I think the issue is that Maya sees no need for formal minions when EVERYONE DOES WHAT SHE SAYS ANYWAY.

It's so horrifying to watch her in action. "Oh, so THIS is what an 18 Charisma looks like! Scary."