Yeah, it all seems very shrouded in mystery. I'm not sure if it was a health department thing or what, but they've been closed for several months now. At least Grand Mart is still open.
Hey, think of it this way. Maybe now someone can open up something else where Safeway used to be. Like...
- a 24-hour crematorium - a single mega-gamestop - 1,000 micro-gamestops - a rocket-sled department store and fueling depot - a new location for "Crazy Hal's Discount Yarders and Puppy Emporium" (You'd be surprised how many people in NoVa are looking for a quick, cute and cost-effective way to drag logs up mountains) - a virtual super-market, so teenage hooligans who plug into their home video game console can virtually futz around their neighborhood late at night without actually having to pretend they feel like going outside. (It totally makes sense in my head) - a high-end air store - an exotic pet store, filled with the sexiest snakes, hamsters and goldfish baring it all for a titillated and cash-rich audience.
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Buh? Clue in the foreigner!
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Hey, think of it this way. Maybe now someone can open up something else where Safeway used to be. Like...
- a 24-hour crematorium
- a single mega-gamestop
- 1,000 micro-gamestops
- a rocket-sled department store and fueling depot
- a new location for "Crazy Hal's Discount Yarders and Puppy Emporium" (You'd be surprised how many people in NoVa are looking for a quick, cute and cost-effective way to drag logs up mountains)
- a virtual super-market, so teenage hooligans who plug into their home video game console can virtually futz around their neighborhood late at night without actually having to pretend they feel like going outside. (It totally makes sense in my head)
- a high-end air store
- an exotic pet store, filled with the sexiest snakes, hamsters and goldfish baring it all for a titillated and cash-rich audience.
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