Because I fail like a fail thing and didn't think of this earlier, here is an IC Character gift exchange post! Better late than not at all, yes yes? YES
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Cap'n Max! You are getting a one year subscription to Movies That Don't Suck. Movie one: The Expendables.
CRYSTALHUGGER: She has no idea why she has this sudden urge to get you anything, because you're a filthy slaggin' con and all, but nonetheless. So, you're getting a gift certificate (yeah, charged to Beakyfais's corporate account, because she's awesome like that) for a weekend Hearts and Flowers and ROMANCE getaway for you and a guest of your choice. Which had better not be her.
Welp, Skywarp's stuck in jet mode but that doesn't mean he can't internet shop. Woo, um, hoo?
So, shortly to be arriving at your addresses:
Dirge: Skywarp has no idea how much, um, loot you have, and he bets neither do you. SO he's found a scanner/datapad combo that he's programmed with a nice spreadsheet (mmmm yummy math) so you can have an instant inventory of your stuff.
Barricade: He's gotten you a mug emblazoned 'love me, love my freaky modified-without-my-consent face'. And after you get done wanting to punch him for it, your real gift. It's okay. He can wait till you're over the 'wanting to punch' thing....any time now...ready yet? Okay!
To thank you for the roughly zillion times you've repaired him, he got you two cases of that high grade he keeps promising you, and a gift certificate to Swindle, Swindle and Swindle. Enjoy!
To Magnum's Soundwave, because you have one thing in your favor: you're way less creepy than Tentawave: You get a Spa Day! At that place that Sunstorm and the other clones went to a while back
( ... )
Blackout stayed up all night hoping to get a Scorpobuddy, and when it didn't appear? Yeah, he's pretty bummed.
Nonetheless. (Which is a big word for him, but he's learning!)
TFA Megatron You get a painting he did of you. On velvet, of course, the premiere painting surface of all quality art. He wants you to hang it in the casino. It's huge, because the bigger his present is, the lamer (he hopes) Emo's looks.
Emo Are you surprised? Well, you endured his obsessive and overzealous cleaning, and all those friskings, and you ARE above him in the chain of command (*grumble*) so he got you some sword polish stuff. And any double entendre about you 'polishing your sword'? Yeah, totally unintentional. Totally. Would this face lie to you?
Mikaela - some new and interesting tools of her own design (that are not found anywhere in the Nexus), along with the schematics and instructions on how to do them. Also a few adorable dingbots to help demonstrate the tools. Keep them!
Max - An offer for one of several different new weapons to attach to his armor, with schematics included for him to choose from.
SG!Megatron - A thank you note for coming to her rescue with those zombies and schematics for the positronic burst reactor/subharmonic reverberation machiney thing she was working on. For funsies.
TFA!Blackout - a membership to one of the local libraries with a good section of literature geared toward young beings.
Scorponok, even though she thinks you're gone - a handful of dingbots specifically designed to play with you. ;-; They'll wander around the city until they find you, and lacking that, hang out at her lab. Come back, bb.
lolwut Christmas? Sorry Cons, but Emo missed the message about their being a Human Holiday concerning gifts, since he has kinda been out of the picture for a while. Still, Blackout should find the locator for certain Sharkticon next to his berth, along with a chewed through chain and collar. Swindle has had enough of it coming back to ask for food. :|
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CRYSTALHUGGER: She has no idea why she has this sudden urge to get you anything, because you're a filthy slaggin' con and all, but nonetheless. So, you're getting a gift certificate (yeah, charged to Beakyfais's corporate account, because she's awesome like that) for a weekend Hearts and Flowers and ROMANCE getaway for you and a guest of your choice. Which had better not be her.
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So, shortly to be arriving at your addresses:
Dirge: Skywarp has no idea how much, um, loot you have, and he bets neither do you. SO he's found a scanner/datapad combo that he's programmed with a nice spreadsheet (mmmm yummy math) so you can have an instant inventory of your stuff.
Barricade: He's gotten you a mug emblazoned 'love me, love my freaky modified-without-my-consent face'. And after you get done wanting to punch him for it, your real gift. It's okay. He can wait till you're over the 'wanting to punch' thing....any time now...ready yet? Okay!
To thank you for the roughly zillion times you've repaired him, he got you two cases of that high grade he keeps promising you, and a gift certificate to Swindle, Swindle and Swindle. Enjoy!
To Magnum's Soundwave, because you have one thing in your favor: you're way less creepy than Tentawave: You get a Spa Day! At that place that Sunstorm and the other clones went to a while back ( ... )
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Nonetheless. (Which is a big word for him, but he's learning!)
TFA Megatron You get a painting he did of you. On velvet, of course, the premiere painting surface of all quality art. He wants you to hang it in the casino. It's huge, because the bigger his present is, the lamer (he hopes) Emo's looks.
Emo Are you surprised? Well, you endured his obsessive and overzealous cleaning, and all those friskings, and you ARE above him in the chain of command (*grumble*) so he got you some sword polish stuff. And any double entendre about you 'polishing your sword'? Yeah, totally unintentional. Totally. Would this face lie to you?
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...You made this.
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YES!
[BEAM.]
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What do you propose I do with it?
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Max - An offer for one of several different new weapons to attach to his armor, with schematics included for him to choose from.
SG!Megatron - A thank you note for coming to her rescue with those zombies and schematics for the positronic burst reactor/subharmonic reverberation machiney thing she was working on. For funsies.
TFA!Blackout - a membership to one of the local libraries with a good section of literature geared toward young beings.
Scorponok, even though she thinks you're gone - a handful of dingbots specifically designed to play with you. ;-; They'll wander around the city until they find you, and lacking that, hang out at her lab. Come back, bb.
I've probably forgotten some. :3
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Yay!
[Brb buying have-a-spark trap]
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