DERP DERP

[inursatellites]

HOKAY so. There's two reasons for this post. Since I didn't want to clog up the comm spamming it with two characters.

Anyway, first item of business.

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[ichooseboth]

Player:Edaigoa
Character(s) Being Volunteered:ALL OF THE ABOVE. Optimus, Jetfire, and Bulkhead!
Information Soundwave CAN Find Out: UMMM. Anything really?

Optimus is...Optimus. He has a cute drone, he is currently being stalked by fake Optimii, he has a MACGUFFIN THING, idk. The location of his apartment isn't well known, so that would be a big thing?
DON'T CREEP ON THAT DRONE TOO HARD YOU PERV. BC

Jetfire...is a giant derp who is still currently stuck to Jetstorm as Safeguard? He's not very interesting. :|

BULKHEAD. 8D Likes art, doesn't seem to bright, is a bit of a klutz...and oh yeah, he knows spacebridge tech. ENJOY.

[inursatellites]

/creeps on everyone

...

/especially Roller

[ichooseboth]

ROLLER NEEDS AN ADULT. D8

[inursatellites]

/tentacles softly

[not_your_gun]

Player:SAERU
Character(s) Being Volunteered:Magnum, Jetstorm, Jetfire, Namine
Information Soundwave CAN Find Out:

Magnum: Is his usual manipulative self. He lays lures for everyone but would still sacrifice anyone, for the most part. He really likes tormenting Autobots, and taking Cerberus for a walk--there's something fun about the way people jump when the hell-hound growls at them. Currently, the big secret is that the portal is malfunctioning because nobody has any input coordinates (since that is stuff closely guarded by transtechs.) However, there are other smaller secrets waiting in the wings: he didn't take advantage of Optimus Prime when he was infected by the virus, he locked Lugnut in the closet for aberrant behavior, he gives treats to Scorponok, and, despite having a flight mode and occasionally training with the Tyran Skywarp, he still sucks at flight.

Jetstorm: Still keeps in contact with Decepticons, but other than that is a big goofball. He and his brother are a lot more capable than they have thus far let on

[inursatellites]

/takes all your portal secrets

Bwa ha ha ha~

[not_your_gun]

/shakes fist at yoooouuu!

So terrible!

[inursatellites]

This is secretly all part of Soundwave's dastardly plan to take sweet revenge on you, Magnum.

SORRY IM LATE TO THE PARTY

[onetruesikorsky]

Player: Justine
Character(s) Being Volunteered: TFA Megatron - aka Magnus
Information Soundwave CAN Find Out: Pretty much anything goes, just don't stalker him during recharge. That's just plain creepy

[inursatellites]

Everything is noted~

Consider yourself further creeped on, Megatron. Enjoy that.

[sumptushubris]

Player: Mindy
Character(s) Being Volunteered:sumptushubris
Information Soundwave CAN Find Out: Nemesis is working with dead bodies. And 'feeding' off the living. Further specifics can be inquired about - IM me or something. Suffice it to say, BAD MOJO.

[show_my_cannons]

When you say "bad mojo", all I hear is Ironhide bitching at a dog.

BUT NOTED.

[sumptushubris]

Sorry, Nemesis isn't a dog.

Possibly his Beast Mode would be an Emperor Penguin <3

[inursatellites]

Now I'm trying to picture him with an egg on his feet.

... this is a strange mental image.

[tyranny_ends]

Player:Krystal
Character(s) Being Volunteered:SG!Megatron
Information Soundwave CAN Find Out: He's a Megatron, but a very decent guy. Cares a lot about his subordinates. He's probably going to wind up rooming with the other Shattercons for a little while until he can get himself a teaching job. He has a drone-tank. He's kind of happy to be in a place where he doesn't have to lead a fighting force.

Uhhh hm. If you catch them soon enough, you might hear about SG!Earth and the Derpcepticons' adventures there. Other than that...there's probably nothing that will come up in conversation.

[inursatellites]

Thaaaaank you, Professor :3

Enjoy your Reedman.

[ichooseboth]

Off-topic but, yaaaay Rumbler drone! :D

[tyranny_ends]

/hi-fives for drone buddies :>

/should get an icon for that or something