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sniperdusk in axiomnexuslogs

it's never enough

Aug 31, 2010 10:59

WHO: Xigbar & Dirge the Horridorable
WHAT: planning a Secret Retrieval Mission…over a romantic candlelight dinner
WHERE: Le Serpent Argenté : a (surprisingly not-seedy) Seeker cabaret in Zone 3
WHEN: shortly after Dirge recovers from the virus, but right before the Portal is complete = as set up here
WARNINGS/NOTES: Jet fetish? Drunkenness? Not really ( Read more... )

† kingdom hearts | xigbar, transformers: animated | dirge

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endless_avarice August 31 2010, 15:55:46 UTC

This was the best deal ever. It was so good, Dirge had already forgotten half-way through that this wasn't something he'd demanded from Xigbar and not the other way around. So many expensive jet fuels and different flavors of energon and he didn't have to pay a cent! Oh, having all of this at once made his greedy little allspark shard ache- as well as his fuel tank... Perhaps he should slow down ( ... )

/delivers delightful goodies, forever sniperdusk August 31 2010, 16:45:54 UTC

This whole set-up was really a win-win deal. Dirge was happy, and happy jets were much more accommodating. Plus, that…sound effect was new. Then again, most of the jets Xigbar had been interacting with tended to be somewhere between surly, depressed or perpetually haughty - in all cases, none were likely prone to chirping. He made a note that such a warble was a "good" reaction, as he continued to be impressed at the sheer levels of consumption before him. This was truly a talent he was witness to here. He just wondered when the kitchen would start noticing that the majority of the edibles were walking off on their own ( ... )

/HAPPIEST JET EVER omnomnomnomnom endless_avarice August 31 2010, 17:32:42 UTC

Dirge ate a few more of the little candy-like cubes before answering, wingtips twitching with approval. This was so much better than just raiding the Hollow's boring old energon storage.

"It's not kidnapping. There's no one in the body right now. It's former occupant got shoved into a cassette chassis by Soundwave," the jet corrected. A waiter stopped at the table, collecting some of the empty cubes and leaving a pair of fresh new ones. Dirge's optics lit with anticipation- these were of a slightly higher grade and boasted a more intense flavor.

"I've never met an organic as generous as you..." he sighed, giving Xigbar an adoring glance.

this is *way* too cute, just so you know sniperdusk August 31 2010, 18:11:21 UTC

"Hmm, an empty shell. An empty jet shell, you say? See, now that is kinda interesting…"

Looking up from his distant musings, Xigbar registered the jet's sudden rapt attention. "Dude, if I had a heart, your kind words would totally make me blush. But really, just don't lump me in with the regular ol' organics. Not like I need sustenance or anything of my own, so might as well feed someone who'll appreciate it. And seems like you don't get appreciated as much as you…obviously…deserve." He had enough data by this point to estimate that 'appreciating' Dirge was actually a full-time job for an entire dedicated team, but it was not as if he had anything utterly pressing of his own to attend to at the moment. This was more than worth the effort, as he had gathered more Seeker statistics in just this last afternoon than his entire time in the city so far, including the brief time he had been a jet-frame himself. Besides, Xigbar was always careful not to mention that when he did come to collect, he tended to take it all. But for the time ( ... )

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