[Video]

[only_amessenger]

The mail system must really suck here.  I mean, that, and this network?

Because I haven't gotten any birthday cards or anything.  I mean, I know it's a little early, what with my birthday being... oh... fifteen days ago.

Thanks guys.  Really.  Awesome.

[ooc: Still kind of slowatus, but I totally missed the douche's birthday.  Whoops.]

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[video]

[tattooed_jet]

[A moue. Poor revolting human feeling unappreciated? Let Uncle Starscream make you feel better. Or shred you. Same thing, really.]

I admit to being at a loss as to why anyone would celebrate your existence.

[video]

[only_amessenger]

[Why don't they love me, Uncle Starscream? Why?]

Oh, I dunno. Maybe because I saved the world. Twice.

[video]

[tattooed_jet]

'Saved' a world.

[Really really unsubtle disgust. He wouldn't want it to sail over your head or anything.]

Allow me to suggest that if you had saved it properly it would have stayed saved.

[Video]

[only_amessenger]

Hey, here's an idea. Why don't you guys go find another planet to destroy, then I wouldn't have to.

[Video]

[tattooed_jet]

[A sneer. A sexy sneer, mais oui.]

You should address that complaint to the Autobots. They are the ones who chose to destroy your world.

We merely wanted to rescue the relic that your genocide companions tore from the heart of our planet. Truly you are a matched species.

[Video]

[only_amessenger]

Oh, so that's why you and your buddy, Megatron, tried to cut out my brain. Man, if only I'd known that sooner.

And here I thought you wanted us all dead, when you tried to blow up Mission City.

[Video]

[tattooed_jet]

Puling fool. If we'd wanted your pathetic brain I would simply have smashed your head like one of those...wall-nuts of yours.

[In fact, that still seems like a good idea. He'll flex his hand in contemplation.]

And your vast experience in combat that allowed you such assessment is....?

I targeted the Autobots, until I was personally attacked and forced to defend myself.

[Video]

[only_amessenger]

Try a minibot with a buzzsaw. I remember it. Vividly. Kind of hard to forget something like that - It's only happened once.

And unless you've got a slobbering twin, I'm pretty sure you were there.

[He snorts at that, the speed of his speech picking up as he goes.]

Oh, you defended yourself from those trucks on the ground, right? While you were flying over our heads, dropping bombs.

[Video]

[tattooed_jet]

A pity. I shall endeavor to recreate it for you...for this ridiculous holiday you are whining about.

[Only no minibot. Just him. And his VERY LARGE HANDS. Ever have a jet pick your nose, Sam?]

We were after the All Spark, you imbecile. Which your disgusting race had no business having. It's combat.

Get in our way?

[He'll lean closer]

We will destroy you.