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Sep 19, 2011 09:57

[Normally, Soundwave would be sitting at his big computer interface. Today, however, is different -- he seems to be lounging instead. The satellite has realized something.]

[He has the boy. The human Gould. The Driller. Not to mention the alternate Starscream, whenever he was functional again. Meanwhile, his greatest threat has lost their ( Read more... )

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[Video] only_amessenger September 19 2011, 17:07:38 UTC

Looks like you've got things covered. Maybe you should fire your staff.

[You know. Like me.]

[Video] inursatellites September 19 2011, 22:26:59 UTC

[Soundwave would smirk. If... it weren't Soundwave.]

EXTREME MEASURES: ARE NOT NECESSARY.

MORE MONITORING: WILL BE REQUIRED INSTEAD.

[You know what that means, Sam. Even if you don't, your watch should.]

[Video] only_amessenger September 20 2011, 07:16:47 UTC

Firing a guy who isn't doing his job isn't extreme. It's normal. A normal every day thing, that normal every day people do.

After all, it's not like you need him. Them. You know. The people working for you. Robots. Employees.

[Video] inursatellites September 20 2011, 07:21:47 UTC

ALL CURRENT PIECES: REQUIRED FOR CONTINUED OPERATIONS.

NONE WILL BE: RELEASED.

[Your watch agrees, Sam.]

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[video] savedubywarping September 19 2011, 17:57:51 UTC

Wrong? You mean it's... uh... different somehow how Starscream came back?

[Observant, what?]

[Video] 100% Encryption inursatellites September 19 2011, 22:31:46 UTC

[Skywarp, that post was locked. Remember? There's not much Soundwave can do about the initial response, but he can lock the rest of this.]

NEGATIVE.

STARSCREAM: WAS RETURNED DAMAGED. THEREFORE: RETURNED IN THE WRONG CONDITION.

[Video] 100% Encryption savedubywarping September 19 2011, 23:12:11 UTC

[Er... oops? He'd not thought of that.]

Yeah,'course it's the wrong condition! But no one's usually returned injured? Is it even the same guy then?

[That seemed to be the most logical conclusion; either whoever had changed their usual course of action, or... It was someone else. That seemed simple enough.]

[Video] 100% Encryption inursatellites September 19 2011, 23:37:06 UTC

INJURIES: NOT COMMON.

MODIFICATIONS: MORE COMMON. SUGGESTION: CHECK ALTERNATE STARSCREAM FOR UNREGULATED MODIFICATIONS.

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[video/locked] tattooed_jet September 19 2011, 18:29:27 UTC

[See this face? It is joy. Starscream is overjoyed to see you here.]

[No, wait. No he's not. Kind of like, the opposite of that. ]

[Nonetheless, Soundwave may prove...useful.]

Suggestions, Soundwave? That's all you offer?

[video/locked] inursatellites September 19 2011, 22:33:49 UTC

AFFIRMATIVE.

[video/locked] tattooed_jet September 19 2011, 22:40:27 UTC

It's good to see you know your place, Soundwave.

[Starscream will help himself to all those italics you're not using. You don't mind, do you? ]

Now. What can you tell me about Optimus Prime.

[He shall sit back, steepling his glorious talons like every evil mastermind.]

[video/locked] inursatellites September 19 2011, 23:43:23 UTC

SPECIFY: WHICH ONE.

SPECIFY: REASON FOR QUERY.

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[Video] hvymetalheroics September 20 2011, 00:44:50 UTC

...wait, what?

Abductions? Where? Who? Returned wrong? Like how wrong? Their feet sewn on backward wrong, or under horror from the deeps wrong?

[Video] inursatellites September 20 2011, 00:56:55 UTC

MOST PRISONERS OF: AXIOM NEXUS.

EVERYWHERE.

AFFIRMATIVE.

MODIFICATIONS: MADE TO THE INDIVIDUAL'S BODY AND PROCESSORS. MODIFICATIONS: BOTH BENEFICIAL AND: PAINFUL. OCCASIONALLY: FATAL.

SEE PREVIOUS ANSWERS.

[Yes, those are the answers in the order the questions were asked.]

[Video] hvymetalheroics September 20 2011, 01:06:25 UTC

And your advice regarding all of the above is 'be more careful'?

Seriously?

[Video] inursatellites September 20 2011, 01:22:19 UTC

AFFIRMATIVE.

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