[Normally, Soundwave would be sitting at his big computer interface. Today, however, is different -- he seems to be lounging instead. The satellite has realized something.]
[He has the boy. The human Gould. The Driller. Not to mention the alternate Starscream, whenever he was functional again. Meanwhile, his greatest threat has lost their
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[You know. Like me.]
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EXTREME MEASURES: ARE NOT NECESSARY.
MORE MONITORING: WILL BE REQUIRED INSTEAD.
[You know what that means, Sam. Even if you don't, your watch should.]
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After all, it's not like you need him. Them. You know. The people working for you. Robots. Employees.
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NONE WILL BE: RELEASED.
[Your watch agrees, Sam.]
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[Observant, what?]
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NEGATIVE.
STARSCREAM: WAS RETURNED DAMAGED. THEREFORE: RETURNED IN THE WRONG CONDITION.
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Yeah,'course it's the wrong condition! But no one's usually returned injured? Is it even the same guy then?
[That seemed to be the most logical conclusion; either whoever had changed their usual course of action, or... It was someone else. That seemed simple enough.]
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MODIFICATIONS: MORE COMMON. SUGGESTION: CHECK ALTERNATE STARSCREAM FOR UNREGULATED MODIFICATIONS.
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[No, wait. No he's not. Kind of like, the opposite of that. ]
[Nonetheless, Soundwave may prove...useful.]
Suggestions, Soundwave? That's all you offer?
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[Starscream will help himself to all those italics you're not using. You don't mind, do you? ]
Now. What can you tell me about Optimus Prime.
[He shall sit back, steepling his glorious talons like every evil mastermind.]
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SPECIFY: REASON FOR QUERY.
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Abductions? Where? Who? Returned wrong? Like how wrong? Their feet sewn on backward wrong, or under horror from the deeps wrong?
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EVERYWHERE.
AFFIRMATIVE.
MODIFICATIONS: MADE TO THE INDIVIDUAL'S BODY AND PROCESSORS. MODIFICATIONS: BOTH BENEFICIAL AND: PAINFUL. OCCASIONALLY: FATAL.
SEE PREVIOUS ANSWERS.
[Yes, those are the answers in the order the questions were asked.]
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Seriously?
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