Aug 27, 2011 11:19
I just spent the last 23.5 Earth hours filling out questionnaires, had a tag bolted on me, and been booted to 'Zone 3', whatever that is.
I just have one question: what the frag is going on!?
Actually, I have one other question: anybody got a place I can recharge? I need to defrag after that nightmare.
transformers: 2007 movie | bumblebee
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[Jetfire doesn't get why everyone's always so irate after inprocessing. He found the paperwork to be quite soothing.]
I believe other Tyran Autobots may be able to shelter you.
[He lives in a tiny apartment above his workshop.]
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[He hasn't met Jetfire in his universe.]
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Yes. Is that unusual? [He is, of course, more than a little interested in the alternate universes and how they operate.]
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[Huh. A flying Autobot!]
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[Wheeljack turns his on, but continues to text as he speaks in case the other end just plain doesn't have video or audio for some reason.]
Hi . . . I'm Wheeljack. [He's really hoping you're either an Autobot, a Neutral, or an organic. Anything but a Decepticon, oy.] I'm just one zone below ya. I could come meetcha if ya'd like. Friendly face ta help get oriented?
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[Flips his on as well. Unfortunately there won't be any talking from him. Have a slightly battered-looking yellow bot.]
I'm Bumblebee. Nice to meet you! [He pulls his faceplates up to a smile-like expression.] Audio on your end is fine if you don't want to text.
If you could meet up with me, that would be helpful!
[Lock]
Before I transmit my coordinates, how secure is this encryption?
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Nice ta meet you too! An' whatever works for ya, pal.
[He pauses at the lock and the question, kicks up the encryption as high as he's capable of unless Bumblebee's was already higher . . . then huffs in mild annoyance.]Between the TransTechs an' however many Soundwaves we got in the city? Reasonably, but not a hundred percent. Doubt anyone'll hassle ya, though, ta be honest. Hard as I'm sure that is ta believe ( ... )
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Unfortunately, not my vocalization processors.
[Lock]
Oh good, Soundwave. My favorite.
[Takes stock of his appearance. Oh yeah, he looks a little beaten. Forgot about that.]
Most of this is just superficial. Deep undercover stuff. Still, I could use a little tune-up; I'll take any Ratchet for that. Which one is the least abusive?
[He's joking. Kind of.]
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Got just one question for ya... Can you show me your Autobrand?
[Because if that's thing's purple, he's not going to help you for love nor credits.]
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[He sets up the audio, although you're still getting texts. Hey, Cliffjumper, sup? Have a wave.]
Sorry. Not synced up with the new communicator quite. My name should have popped up on your HUD specs?
[And there's his Autobrand for you.]
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Ah, sure. It did. I've just been in a place before I got here to th' Nexus where bein' an "Autobot" wouldn't mean what it probably means to you an' me.
[Aaand then he sees the red Autobrand. There's a visible relaxing in Cliffjumper's stance as he catches that; it says more than the name or even the (correct) colouring, really.]
Hey, 'Bee. You okay? [He looks pretty scrapped, all told. And why the text only?]
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I'm fine, more or less. Pretty fragged, though. I swear that questionnaire ate half my RAM. [Completely missing the point, dude.]
How about you? Where are you?
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[Oh how excited Ironhide sounds. This is great!]
((ooc: on hiatus until Sunday, but I couldn't resist hitting this!))
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Ironhide! Am I glad to hear from you! [Wait.] That is, if you've slipped dimensions as well that's not good but thank Primus! What is going on here!?
((<333333! IRONHIDE <3 So glad you poked me :) ))
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Transtechs keep dragging us in here, no reason to it. You okay?
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I'm pretty fragged in the processor right now but overall, a few dings and nothing much. How about you?
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[Have a slightly perplexed Hummer staring at his comm.]
Are you alright? Bumblebee, is that you?
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[Hang on a sec, he's still syncing to this comm thing. His RAM memory is so fragged right now. And hey, video! He looks exactly like he's been on Earth for 4 years with Barricade and Sector 7 for company.]
[He's still texting you. You look a bit different from last time he saw you, buddy, what with the Hummer body.]
Ratchet! Aren't you a sight for sore optics!
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Sore everything, from the looks of you.
[Disapproving medic disapproves, but at least he sort of understands the rules around here and that individuals can be from anywhere and anywhen.]
What happened to you before you were brought here?
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A 'custom-faded' paint job, a little Barricade, a little hostile human interaction, and four years of recon, to be nonspecific on limited encryption, sir.
I'm on my way to get some repairs done now, though!
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