[video]

[airspacecommand]

I need a volunteer.

Chances are you won't die, but as I don't particularly feel like being arrested in case something goes wrong -- volunteer.

I'll compensate you if everything goes well for your time and all of that.

No humans or otherwise organic beings need apply because you will die. Sorry, but that's the nature of the beast.

Comments

[Video]

[inursatellites]

[Soundwave would like to know what you think you're doing, Starscream.]

ELABORATE.

[Video]

[inursatellites]

. . . AFFIRMATIVE.

LORD MEGATRON: APPROVES. SUBMISSION: REWARDED. DISOBEDIENCE: IS NOT TOLERATED.

[Video]

[airspacecommand]

Oh. I'm sure you get some sort of enjoyment out of his rewards right?

Or do you submit to him just for his pleasure? I mean, approval.

[Video]

[inursatellites]

[Soundwave just tilts his head.]

SOUNDWAVE: OCCASIONALLY REQUIRED TO SERVE LORD MEGATRON'S PHYSICAL NEEDS. REPAIRS. MAINTENANCE. SENSORY STIMULATION. THE LATTER: PLEASURABLE.

SERVING LORD MEGATRON: MORE REWARDING THAN THAT ACT.

[Video]

[airspacecommand]

[UGH HE DIDNT WANT OR NEED TO KNOW THAT ONE SOUNDWAVE.]

.............

Right.

[He's going to go poor disinfectant on himself now because just that thought is horrible.]

[Video]

[inursatellites]

[HEY. HE ASKED.]

PROBLEM?

[Video]

[airspacecommand]

No, not at all.

[Ugh so disgusting. Megatron. Ew.]

[Video]

[inursatellites]

ACKNOWLEDGED.

BEGINNING: SEARCH FOR SUITABLE TARGETS.

[Video]

[airspacecommand]

Yeah. You can just get back to me on that one.

[While he goes and purges his processor.]

[Video]

[inursatellites]

ACKNOWLEDGED.

[This is all your fault, Starscream. You asked.]