May 30, 2011 14:58
I need a volunteer.
Chances are you won't die, but as I don't particularly feel like being arrested in case something goes wrong -- volunteer.
I'll compensate you if everything goes well for your time and all of that.
No humans or otherwise organic beings need apply because you will die. Sorry, but that's the nature of the beast.
transformers: dreamwave | starscream
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ELABORATE.
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LORD MEGATRON: APPROVES. SUBMISSION: REWARDED. DISOBEDIENCE: IS NOT TOLERATED.
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Or do you submit to him just for his pleasure? I mean, approval.
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SOUNDWAVE: OCCASIONALLY REQUIRED TO SERVE LORD MEGATRON'S PHYSICAL NEEDS. REPAIRS. MAINTENANCE. SENSORY STIMULATION. THE LATTER: PLEASURABLE.
SERVING LORD MEGATRON: MORE REWARDING THAN THAT ACT.
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.............
Right.
[He's going to go poor disinfectant on himself now because just that thought is horrible.]
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PROBLEM?
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[Ugh so disgusting. Megatron. Ew.]
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BEGINNING: SEARCH FOR SUITABLE TARGETS.
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[While he goes and purges his processor.]
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[This is all your fault, Starscream. You asked.]
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