[video]

[airspacecommand]

So apparently good help is hard to find and keep hold of.

Which -- before anyone says anything -- is not my fault.

...

Anyway.

I'm placing the science assistant job back on the table.

Dirge your existence still disqualifies you. So don't even ask.

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[video]

[derpjet]

[Skywarp says nothing. But he looks intrigued.]

[Video]

[derpjack_ftw]

[Primus, he must be INSANE for even considering, b-but he...could use the extra income...]

What . . . what exactly are ya lookin' for? "Science" is a pretty broad term. I'm no botanist or anythin' like that, but I know my chemistry an' physical sciences.

[Video]

[airspacecommand]

[Stare.]

General technology.

...

You do remember that you are an Autobot and I'm a Decepticon, right?

[Video]

[derpjack_ftw]

...yes, Starscream, I'm well aware.

[Carefully neutral . . . aaaaand rethinking this whole "talking to Starscream for ANYTHING let alone honest employment WHAT IS HE THINKING!?" thing. He's subconsciously justifying it to himself that if anything should happen, and he's HOPING nothing does!, he could be in a really good position to help do something about it.]

[Video]

[airspacecommand]

[Long pause.]

Come down to Cy-Tech tomorrow.