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Alright, Skywarp. You wanted a list, so here it is.

[Attachment: amlreadme.txt]

• Wheeljack Primax 984.17 Alpha
  • Medical Assistant
• Perceptor Primax 1005.19 Gamma
  • Medical Assistant
• Wing Primax 1005.19 Gamma
  • Personal Security
• Ironhide Tyran 707.04 Delta
  • Personal Security
• Verity Carlo Primax 1005.19 Gamma
  • Medical Assistant

[The list is padded, of course. But what

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[VideoLOOOOOOOCKED] we're just talking about them for now.

[caelumtorqueo]

[Skywarp takes a look at this list....]

* Ironhide? No. Nice try, Ratchet, but, no. That traitor doesn't profit by this Arena. [And he hates Skywarp but lol that list is getting kind of long lately, isn't it?] [But that's all right--at least he knows you're a proper Sneaky Autobot now.]

*Verit--OH! Yeah, she's fine. But 'medical assistant'? You'd do better boosting her to Security, honestly. Repairs? Not...really her line of work, I'm led to believe.

* Wing? Who the frag is Wing? [He's been...busy. Notice how he's scrutinizing your 'personal security' a bit harder than the others. Paranoid? Mmmmmmmaybe.] swords. lol.

* Wheeljack: He seems...harmless enough. [Meaning: Skywarp will begin 'research'.]

* Perceptor: [Squints at file.] Not sure I buy him being a medical assistant with this history. [Fishy look.] Make a case.

[And he's going to jot these down for further research. And thank Primus he got his warp pods repaired. ]

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[talks2stoplight]

[Hey, Ironhide just went on there to make the rest of the list look good. Let it never be said now that the big guy was never described as 'fluff' at least once in his life.]

I trust Verity. You'd be surprised. [That and he didn't want to list her as security for the very reason you're giving the stink eye to all the others, 'Warp.]

Wing took a null ray clean off Starscream and beat him in a fight from what I understand. I wouldn't discount him.

Perceptor's been a scientist for a couple million years longer than he's been a soldier. He could put a supplementary power linkage together just as fast as I could. I'd rather have him on hand for complex repairs instead of security since it sounds like you mechs get creative in there.

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[caelumtorqueo]

[Skywarp will gladly allow you to relay the 'Ironhide = fluff' notion to him, kthx.]

Hmmmm, well, to be honest, I can't see that you'd need security at all, Ratchet. Why...it sounds like you don't trust me. [Attempts a hurt look. It...probably fails.]

[Because, yeah, Skywarp doesn't want slicey-death boy near him, thanks. How dumb do you think he is? ]

[Fake-polite cough] Science is not the same as repair, where I'm from, at least. You couldn't find actual medics?

[Leans back.] Tell me what you know of these two: Wheeljack and Perceptor. I don't mean qualifications. Specifically why you'd trust them, and why I should trust them near my injured. [And you'd better have a better answer than that you all wear that ugly insignia.]

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[talks2stoplight]

[Yeah, it fails epically. Ratchet just stares.]

Good thing Perceptor's not where you're from then. He's medic enough when it counts and I think I've known him for long enough to make that claim over your assumption.

Wheeljack might not be from my universal stream, but his reputation is the same. I've let both him and Perceptor near my vital systems more than once and I'd trust them to show the same consideration to anyone else if the job calls for it.

[Really, he's pretty sure that you're just going to make your own choice regardless of whatever he says, but he can keep going if you want.]