[The feed starts with a crash, the video a blurr of motion as the comm device is knocked to the floor. As the feed finally begins to focus, it offers an awkward angle of Optimus seated on a couch, the Magnus Hammer across his lap. It looks as though he was in the process of removing a particularly heinous paintjob from the weapon when something
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Why do you have a weapon that's bigger than your entire body? Did they run out of them in your size or something? Go steal one from a Ken doll or something.
[He will not say how he knows what that even is.]
How do you even use it and not hit yourself?
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Come on, kid, think about it a little.
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T-That isn't what I meant. At all.
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Except maybe me mocking you relentlessly, but we'll see.
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Can... can your frame handle the size of the hammer...
[Aaaaaaaaaand he just starts laughing again.]
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