[Accidental Video]

[like_a_bossbot]

[The feed starts with a crash, the video a blurr of motion as the comm device is knocked to the floor. As the feed finally begins to focus, it offers an awkward angle of Optimus seated on a couch, the Magnus Hammer across his lap. It looks as though he was in the process of removing a particularly heinous paintjob from the weapon when something

Comments

[text]

[airspacecommand]

[Starscream has no idea why anyone would want to imitate Prime, but this place was full of whackos so he supposed it fit]

Why do you have a weapon that's bigger than your entire body? Did they run out of them in your size or something? Go steal one from a Ken doll or something.

[He will not say how he knows what that even is.]

How do you even use it and not hit yourself?

[video]

[like_a_bossbot]

I'd like to think my frame could handle it - But no amount of training is going to alleviate size difference.

[text]

[airspacecommand]

This is like watching human late night television.

[Video]

[like_a_bossbot]

... What?

[text]

[airspacecommand]

Someone needs to teach you both about innuendo, kid.

[Video]

[like_a_bossbot]

I know what innuendo is. I fail to see what a hammer has to do with it.

[text]

[airspacecommand]

You are talking about your frame being able to handle something and if the size of it really matters.

Come on, kid, think about it a little.

[Video] 1/??

[like_a_bossbot]

...

[Video] 2/??

[like_a_bossbot]

. . .

3/??

[like_a_bossbot]

4/??

[like_a_bossbot]

Done

[like_a_bossbot]

... I... err...

T-That isn't what I meant. At all.

[text]

[airspacecommand]

Well, considering your comrade there seemed to be about as clueless as you, I don't think you have anything to worry about?

Except maybe me mocking you relentlessly, but we'll see.

[Video]

[like_a_bossbot]

You'd probably do that anyway.

[text]

[airspacecommand]

Kid, I haven't even come close to completely mocking you yet.

[video]

[gditsideswipe]

[This is a video feed of a yellow bot who has fallen over sideways, laughing at your expense. Both of you.]

Can... can your frame handle the size of the hammer...

[Aaaaaaaaaand he just starts laughing again.]