[Death Is Cheap] [Video]

[endless_avarice]

[Have a very disoriented jet shaking his head and peering blearily into the communicator screen

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[not_your_gun]

Dirge.

Report.

[This explained where the jet had been, at least...]

[endless_avarice]

[Grumble] Let's see- I'm not dead anymore. Not that any of you probably noticed. [He's mostly hurt that Lugnut wasn't there when he woke up as he promised he always would be]

And... [distractedly touching his throat] ...I'm very....hungry all of a sudden.

[not_your_gun]

...you weren't around when I recovered.

[He frowns.]

Hungry?

[endless_avarice]

Recovered? Oh... That's right. [Curse Soundwave for not letting him anywhere near Magnum during that!]

How...nice that you're back to normal.

[Cranes his neck, peering through one of the windows of the restaurant]

...Yes. [There's a heavy feeling of deja vu as Dirge stares at a waiter bringing out a patron's dinner]

[houndofmegatron]

And here I thought we were lucky enough to be rid of you. Hn.

[endless_avarice]

In your dreams.

[Checking his chronometer] I died so hard it took a week to come back?!

[houndofmegatron]

I don't dream, jet.

Was it a week? And I didn't even get to savor the days as they passed.

[Stare. He is not pleased to have you back in his life, Dirge. Although maybe Scorponok will stop moping about having no one to play with.]

[endless_avarice]

I know. Your loss.

[Snort] Like you would savor anything even if given the chance. If I died permanently you'd just continue working the same as you always do.

....What is that? [That smell is getting distracting]

[aircommanderp]

You're in the pit.

[endless_avarice]

That would explain why you are here too.

[aircommanderp]

Now, now. Tell little old Starscream what happened.

[endless_avarice]

I was very dead.

...Like you care. [Pout]

[highly_unstable]

Oooh, I zhink zhis is called Kansas! Did you bring a little dog vith you?

[endless_avarice]

Blitzwing? Where's Lugnut- have you seen him? [Glancing around]

[highly_unstable]

Strange, I vould haff zhought you knew. I haff not seen him since you fried his circuits.

[endless_avarice]

What, really? He's been back for a while now... just... I'm not sure where he went off to.

He was supposed to be here when I woke up. [Angry frown]

[aerialthunder]

Oh. I was starting to wonder where you'd flown off to.

[endless_avarice]

Flown off to? I was DEAD! A little sympathy would be nice! Alot of sympathy would be preferable!

[aerialthunder]

If you were dead, then why are you talking to me right now?

[endless_avarice]

[Snort] You don't know? I don't ever stay dead on account of the allspark shard in my chest.