[Video - Locked to Magnum & Soundwave(s)]

[meow_mixtape]

...

...

...

[Cough] Ahh. Reporting in. Sirs.

[Awkward pause]

The, ah, Axiom Cyber-pet Shelter has increased their security since my last visit.
Rather impressively.

I, err.

[Primus this is humiliating to say]

I require extraction.

Comments

1/??

[sound_loyal]

[ . . . ]

2/??

[sound_loyal]

[Oh they did not. :|]

Done

[sound_loyal]

Understood.

Magnum: Currently incapacitated.

Extraction: will be coordinated.

[meow_mixtape]

Very, very much appreciated, Sir.

[Sulky kitty is sulky. Having to rely on daddy your boss could be so embarrassing.]

I apologize for having to force your involvement. My previous encounters with authorities had not proven them to be particularly competent.

(If you don't want Glit to have access to this, let me know!)

[no_glitter_plz]

The thing that worries me, Ravage, is the part about your 'last visit...'

[Glit is laughing forever at you.]

(No, the cassettes can pick it up too XD)

[meow_mixtape]

[...oh no. This is going to ruin his rep in the tape deck forever]

I, ah, was here for a good time before I was able to acquire a communicator and contact Soundwave. In that time the local animal-catcher took it into his processor that I was a persistent stray... pet.
[Oh, the withering scorn loaded into that word]

Re: (No, the cassettes can pick it up too XD)

[no_glitter_plz]

[Yes. Yes it is.]

Uh-huh...

[Oh, go on. Glit needs to know.]

Re: (No, the cassettes can pick it up too XD)

[meow_mixtape]

...needless to say if the best Autobot guards can't keep me imprisoned, a simple pound is under-developed human's play to escape from.

[pause]

At least, it was first 3 times.

[longer pause]

I want you to know that there have been multiple misfortunate circumstances around my repeated captures.

[. . . This really isn't helping, is it?]

[Comment not here cause someone stole his communicator, but...]

[not_your_gun]

[...Magnum feels terribly for you and will provide lots of pettings when you return!]

[meow_mixtape]

[Feels a tiny bit better for some unknown reason!]