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[not_your_gun]

Greetings.

Any still-effected Decepticons are welcome to obtain samples of counter-virus. I may be amenable to providing samples to other effected beings for a price--if they even wish to be cured.

Also, as you may have noticed, my project is finished. If there are any still interested in an...ah...expedited visa, please apply within

Comments

[Voice]

[gditsideswipe]

Oh please. Like anyone else here is going to be better than me.

[Voice]

[like_a_bossbot]

No, I'll concede - You're the best at whining in the whole Nexus.

[Voice]

[gditsideswipe]

Sorry, was I talking to the pleasure-drone? I don't think so.

Get out.

[Voice]

[like_a_bossbot]

There's no reason to be so bitter.

I'm sure anyone who had that hideous of a paintjob couldn't get any either. You're at a natural disavantage.

[highly_unstable]

Volunteers?

Unfortunately, ze last time I volunteered for somezhing, ze results vere less zhan favourable.

[not_your_gun]

So don't volunteer yourself. Do you have any annoying room-mates?

[highly_unstable]

Two of zhem, actually. But zhey von't be volunteering.

[not_your_gun]

They don't have to, if they're unconscious.

[airspacecommand]

Asking for the best fighter in the Nexus to come forward only means you are going to get sub-par individuals who only think they are the best.

Just saying.

[not_your_gun]

You may be the only one out there to realize this, Starscream.

[He laughs.]

But it certainly helps for me to figure out who thinks they are the best.

Perhaps you are right, though. Who out there could keep up with me?

[airspacecommand]

[Oh you are going to get a classic Starscream smirk there Megatron.]

Do you even have to ask that question?

[not_your_gun]

[Why hello there beautiful~]

I find it sometimes helps to verbalize my thoughts.

Thank you for your suggestion, though...

I think I shall obtain 'myself' to be my partner...

[aircommanderp]

Alas, I would join you in the ring but close-combat has never really been my thing. While I'm plenty strong, I'm still working out a few. Kinks, in my systems. I'm sure you understand, Magnum. I have far better uses, you'll find.

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[onetruesikorsky]

[Real Megs talking from somewhere~]

[And you are atrocious with stolen swords, fyi.]

[not_your_gun]

Jets seem to appreciate ranged more, yes...

[He tilts his head.]

Uses?

[aircommanderp]

Yes, uses. You see, while I could perform in the ring like a blunt. Object. My skill set is far more... acute, I suppose would be the term. A blade to be placed just so...

Mmm. Yes. I never got to thank you for returning me to my proper state of mind.

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[aerialthunder]

...Project? You've found a way to, ah, bypass the system, I take it?

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[not_your_gun]

How very astute of you.

[He smirks.]

As it turns out, you signed up to the cause at just the right time. I may have to offer an...interesting set of choices to you.

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[aerialthunder]

Oh? And what... sort of choices, sir?

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[not_your_gun]

To come back with me to my Cybertron to conquer it--and then either remain or be returned home at your discretion...

Or to stay in this Nexus until they wish to send you home, whenever that may be, and look after and reap benefits from my Arena.

And here I've only known you for a half decacycle...