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[non_mac]

You know, this place had the potential to be totally awesome. If I'd gotten a little warning, some time to pack, maybe a nice hotel room to kick back in until I can catch the next transdimensional warp home, this'd be a real paradise. A regular robot resort. Yeah, beggars can't be choosers I guess, and all the giant robots are cool but

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[thosewhopersist]

Perhaps not the billionth, hatchling, but certainly not the first either.

[non_mac]

Yeah well, what else are people gonna talk about in the Land of Endless Paperwork?

[thosewhopersist]

Whatever distracts them from said paperwork, I would imagine.

[non_mac]

Guess I haven't found a good enough distraction yet.

[reallybadcop]

I feel so sorry for you.

[non_mac]

Your sympathy is moving. Really.

[show_my_cannons]

No, you do not need to be. We are thankful you refrained.

[non_mac]

No problem.

[show_my_cannons]

You need to watch yourself, here.

[non_mac]

You think? I kind of noticed that when I started having a conversation about paperwork with Starscream of all people.

[kinos_journal]

I can agree about the world. It's quite interesting, and there's a lot I'd love to learn, but the idea that after I've learned I can't leave is... upsetting.

I'm Kino. I just arrived here as well.

[non_mac]

Yeah. An extended vacation wasn't exactly in my plans either.

I'm Victor. Nice to meet you.

[kinos_journal]

Hopefully someone will find a way to get home that is faster than going through the exit visa process. It seems many people are discussing it, but from what I can tell it's mostly people who haven't been here very long, like us. I'm not sure if that means there is a way home we'll find soon if we look hard enough, or if it means everyone else who came before us has given up already.

"Tell him I say hi too! Hi Victor! You sound human! Kino needs more humans!"

[quiet laugh] My motorrad Hermes wants to say hello as well. I think he's more overwhelned by the amount of robots here who talk than I am.

[non_mac]

I hope it's the former over the latter.

Uh. Hi Hermes. ...Sorry, but what's a motorrad?

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[androllout]

You should probably get used to the paperwork, as irritating as it is.

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[non_mac]

I was afraid of that.

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[androllout]

Wish I could offer more support than that.

By any means, welcome to Axiom Nexus. My name is Opt-- ah. Orion Minor.

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[non_mac]

I'll cope. Or possibly make endless paper airplanes.

Victor. Nice to meet you.