Megatron goes shopping
[The feed turns on, very obviously inside Swindle, Swindle, and Swindle in Zone 5, where he's digging through stacks of odd-looking machinery in the part tubs in the back. Its dirty, and dim, and a tiny bit morbid as he picks up a hand, looks it over, and sets it back down.]
There's a sale in the bargain bins at Swindle's. Shall I pick anything up for anyone, while I'm here?
Blackout? Do we still need that copy of 'A Boy Named Sue?'
[He hadn't...really...understood that part of Skywarp's instructions, he had to admit, but if that was necessary for 4th dimension integrals to take place in his portal, he'd procure it.
A few more pieces are set aside, before his hand grasps a tiny, intricate piece of plastic--and the camera focuses, very briefly, on a Masterpiece Starscream figurine. He...stares at this, for a few moments, before tossing it in his bucket of 'to purchase.']
Optimus.
If you are listening, which...undoubtedly, you are...
The jet has recovered. [He shuffled through a few more parts, coming up with nothing particularly interesting as he spoke.]
Soundwave.
I have decided on your punishment.
You are to return Jetstorm to the Autobots. See that it is done.
Also.
To any living in the Hollow--please do not mind the large, three headed Canine at the entrance. He would appreciate a steak now and again, Lugnut, if you could ensure there are some available. To those not living at the Hollow--please take note of the large, three headed Canine that I now possess, and leave any religious material, advertisements, or death threats at my P.O. Box and not at my place of residence.
[And, finally, he lets the feed click out, recording one last snippet that is Locked to Malus.]
So. Lets discuss some chaos, shall we?
There's a sale in the bargain bins at Swindle's. Shall I pick anything up for anyone, while I'm here?
Blackout? Do we still need that copy of 'A Boy Named Sue?'
[He hadn't...really...understood that part of Skywarp's instructions, he had to admit, but if that was necessary for 4th dimension integrals to take place in his portal, he'd procure it.
A few more pieces are set aside, before his hand grasps a tiny, intricate piece of plastic--and the camera focuses, very briefly, on a Masterpiece Starscream figurine. He...stares at this, for a few moments, before tossing it in his bucket of 'to purchase.']
Optimus.
If you are listening, which...undoubtedly, you are...
The jet has recovered. [He shuffled through a few more parts, coming up with nothing particularly interesting as he spoke.]
Soundwave.
I have decided on your punishment.
You are to return Jetstorm to the Autobots. See that it is done.
Also.
To any living in the Hollow--please do not mind the large, three headed Canine at the entrance. He would appreciate a steak now and again, Lugnut, if you could ensure there are some available. To those not living at the Hollow--please take note of the large, three headed Canine that I now possess, and leave any religious material, advertisements, or death threats at my P.O. Box and not at my place of residence.
[And, finally, he lets the feed click out, recording one last snippet that is Locked to Malus.]
So. Lets discuss some chaos, shall we?