How the friggin' ... you turn this thing on...
[The volume turns up, as the speaker figures out this mystifying piece of tech. The voice may or may not be familiar.]
All right. So I hear all of you big bad mechanoids got yourselves suddenly de-mechanoid-ed. Shoe's on the other not-so-giant foot now, ain't it? I'd laugh if I weren't so busy
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This is not a question. This's an order.
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Not everyone got turned into humans.
Ahem.
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Yeah, I can see that. You got a point?
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[They need badges to slice meat now? o_O]
And...did you say taser? [leer] Bring it on.
And mess with my friends during this current unpleasantness? And you will Taste My Wrath(tm). Which tastes an awful lot like the sole of my foot.
[the fact that currently, Skywarp's 'friend's are: one floaty blue cat head does not deter him from whipping out his Ominous Threat voice.]
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I ain't messin' with nothing. You see this? This is me, earning a living. Only thing getting messed with is a pile of week-old brisket. And trust me, flyboy, you don't want me not to mess with that.
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[The look he's currently giving Simmons suggests that there are typically fangs that accompany it.]
And the name's Kang.
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Decepticons. Bad news all around no matter if you're an innocent sandwich dealer or a bigshot Buddhamus Prime.
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[Oh yeah, he remembers you, from when Frenzy was that girl's cell phone. You annoyed him.
And he's paranoid and thinks you had something to do with his partner's disappearing act.]
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And possibly about extraterrestial relations, since you and yours didn't seem overly capable of it.
[Yeah, he remembers that thing with Megatron, too.]
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[Simmons, you have no idea who you're talking to, do you?]
Yeah? And just what does a squishy on an alien planet know 'bout me and mine?
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Yeah, we got turkey. Smoked, baked, broiled, fried and covered in salt.
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That Sounds Delicious. Can I have some? All we ever got at Blue Base was 'pretend' chicken --and that is GROSS!
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