[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

How the friggin' ... you turn this thing on...

[The volume turns up, as the speaker figures out this mystifying piece of tech. The voice may or may not be familiar.]

All right. So I hear all of you big bad mechanoids got yourselves suddenly de-mechanoid-ed. Shoe's on the other not-so-giant foot now, ain't it? I'd laugh if I weren't so busy

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[onemanaloooone]

No, it isn't. It ain't no more. Where've you been the last year or so, pal?

[onemanaloooone]

Who the heck're you and where'd you get classified information like that?

This is not a question. This's an order.

[Video]

[caelumtorqueo]

Hey, uhhh, *meat*slicer? [snicker]

Not everyone got turned into humans.

Ahem.

[Video]

[onemanaloooone]

That's Agent Meat Slicer to you, bird-boy.

Yeah, I can see that. You got a point?

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[caelumtorqueo]

OOooh sexy badge is sexy! What does that, exactly, let you do...here?

[They need badges to slice meat now? o_O]

And...did you say taser? [leer] Bring it on.

And mess with my friends during this current unpleasantness? And you will Taste My Wrath(tm). Which tastes an awful lot like the sole of my foot.

[the fact that currently, Skywarp's 'friend's are: one floaty blue cat head does not deter him from whipping out his Ominous Threat voice.]

[Video]

[onemanaloooone]

Yeah, I said taser. You got a malfunction? Tay-zer. T-A-S-E-R for you phonetically challenged.

I ain't messin' with nothing. You see this? This is me, earning a living. Only thing getting messed with is a pile of week-old brisket. And trust me, flyboy, you don't want me not to mess with that.

[Video]

[governorkang]

And what did you do to them that would make them want to start trouble with you?

[Video]

[onemanaloooone]

Who says I did anything worth startin' trouble over? I didn't. My meat grinder didn't. You been hearing rumors over there, Chow Mein?

[Video]

[governorkang]

Then why are you worried?

[The look he's currently giving Simmons suggests that there are typically fangs that accompany it.]

And the name's Kang.

[Video]

[onemanaloooone]

One word, Chang.

Decepticons. Bad news all around no matter if you're an innocent sandwich dealer or a bigshot Buddhamus Prime.

[Voice]

[namesnotprowl]

You.

[Oh yeah, he remembers you, from when Frenzy was that girl's cell phone. You annoyed him.

And he's paranoid and thinks you had something to do with his partner's disappearing act.]

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

Yeah, me. Whatcha want?

[Voice]

[namesnotprowl]

We need t'have a chat later, about folk's property.

And possibly about extraterrestial relations, since you and yours didn't seem overly capable of it.

[Yeah, he remembers that thing with Megatron, too.]

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

What're you, Robo-cop?

[Simmons, you have no idea who you're talking to, do you?]

Yeah? And just what does a squishy on an alien planet know 'bout me and mine?

[Voice(For Now)]

[l_want_a_pony]

What kind of meat? Is it Turkey? Because I-Love-Turkey!

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

Criminey.

Yeah, we got turkey. Smoked, baked, broiled, fried and covered in salt.

[Voice]

[l_want_a_pony]

...

That Sounds Delicious. Can I have some? All we ever got at Blue Base was 'pretend' chicken --and that is GROSS!

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

You got cash? 'Cause I ain't givin' this stuff away for free here.