[hey boss, guess who's finally reporting in? note the heavy static in the feed, and the fact that the encryptions are...well, not so much lazy as crude, as if the encrypting systems aren't quite up to par]
Lord?
[paaaause]
I encountered some trouble in the Heap.
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CLARIFY.
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[insert staticky sound of annoyance here]
Someone thought I'd make a good slave worker. I had to correct them.
[pause, and...well, nothing to lose for it.]
I require repairs.
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ACKNOWLEDGED.
. . .
SOUNDWAVE: IS NOT A MEDIC. LOCATE ONE.
SITUATION HAS: CHANGED.
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[exasperated? just a bit. it's the exasperation of "I'M TOO TIRED AND/OR HUNGRY AND/OR HURTY TO DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW, BUDDY"]
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For your sake.
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Lord.
[and he holds up a head. that is not attached to a body. it is not his head!]
His fault.
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I expect you to submit a full report to Soundwave. He will be reminded that any punishment will be left to my discretion. However, I am sure you know better than to waste his time with unnecessary details.
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As you command, Megatron...
...but...if I may speak my processor?
[he's not bothering to try and encrypt this. soundwave could outhack him any day. :|]
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