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[Voice; Private to Malus/Hackable]

Jan 18, 2010 11:24

[hey boss, guess who's finally reporting in? note the heavy static in the feed, and the fact that the encryptions are...well, not so much lazy as crude, as if the encrypting systems aren't quite up to par]

Lord?

[paaaause]

I encountered some trouble in the Heap.

[ Dobedoodrabblefic~]

† transformers: 2007 movie | barricade

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[/Hacks] inursatellites January 18 2010, 21:02:56 UTC

. . .

CLARIFY.

reallybadcop January 18 2010, 21:06:30 UTC

[...soundwave. of all mechs, it had to be soundwave.]

[insert staticky sound of annoyance here]

Someone thought I'd make a good slave worker. I had to correct them.

[pause, and...well, nothing to lose for it.]

I require repairs.

inursatellites January 18 2010, 21:11:46 UTC

[Soundwave is laughing. Internally, of course.]

ACKNOWLEDGED.

. . .

SOUNDWAVE: IS NOT A MEDIC. LOCATE ONE.

SITUATION HAS: CHANGED.

reallybadcop January 18 2010, 21:15:32 UTC

Then give me a fragging situation report, including some fragging coordinates!

[exasperated? just a bit. it's the exasperation of "I'M TOO TIRED AND/OR HUNGRY AND/OR HURTY TO DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW, BUDDY"]

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deceptivecon January 18 2010, 23:02:12 UTC

I hope you have an excellent explanation for your absence, Barricade.

For your sake.

reallybadcop January 18 2010, 23:04:02 UTC

[and he flicks the video on - yep, static there too. it's pointed at Barricade for the moment, and it's clear he's seen better days - he's missing pieces of armor, others haven't healed right, there's visible signs and scars of combat and so very much dirt on him...]

Lord.

[and he holds up a head. that is not attached to a body. it is not his head!]

His fault.

deceptivecon January 20 2010, 23:41:48 UTC

I am pleased to know that you are not completely incompetent, then.

I expect you to submit a full report to Soundwave. He will be reminded that any punishment will be left to my discretion. However, I am sure you know better than to waste his time with unnecessary details.

reallybadcop January 20 2010, 23:43:44 UTC

[LOOK THAT- IT WASN'T HIS FAULT THERE. any bristling is small enough as to be imperceptible]

As you command, Megatron...

...but...if I may speak my processor?

[he's not bothering to try and encrypt this. soundwave could outhack him any day. :|]

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