Composition Assignment: Description

[awfulhorrid]

This week we could pick from two different assignments, either of which would deal with description or illustrative text. I picked this one:

You've noticed a recurring problem in your workplace and want to bring it to the attention of your boss, who is typically inattentive. Write a letter to your boss describing the problem. Your goal is not to

Comments

[isolde_deely]

Yamfoot:

Obviously the take home GED tests have been working their way into your mind, or the slug wizards are becoming more successful in manipulating my minions. You are also using big words that are beyond your pay grade.

Indeed, so much above, that I need you to go to dungeon Six and report to Sidd. You'll know him by his resmblance to the exercise Nautilus in the gym. Tell him you've been promoted to the Business Lunch team.

Cogratulations on your promotion, and I will look into the siren situation in dungeon seven.

[delazan]

Thanks; I needed a laugh this morning.
-L.

[merseine]

To: Yamfoot
From: Schneeweißchen, newly appointed secretary to his lordship, Grimtooth the Terrible.

Your missive has been received by his lordship and will be acted upon in due order. Please be advised that your complaint is number 1,375th of the current 1,427 items to be dealt with by his lordship.

You are correct that it is not within your authority to "simply split their heads open with an axe", especially as the workmen are simply doing their jobs. I will tell you that the whistling to, from, and while they work amuses his lordship, so I would advise you to not disturb said whistling in any way, lest you incur his lordship's displeasure.

If it would be of any help, I can send down a basket of apples my stepmother recently delivered. Otherwise, please be assured that his lordship will eventually see your complaint and will act upon it with alacrity, I am sure.

[sandrabong]

Bwahahahaha!

What was this assignment from?

[awfulhorrid]

Thank you. :)

This is for my 'Composition I' class, one which I'm quite enjoying. One of the drawbacks I saw to going to a technical college like ITT was a lack of liberal arts classes. I'm glad to see that there are at least a few.