It's New Year's, amigos~

[cia_sands]

Listen up. We're going to have a party, okay? Don't touch my booze, I won't beat your ass - and it's really embarrassing to get your ass beat by a blind guy, you got it?

I vote we all get drunk and then play with firecrackers. First one to lose a finger wins.

Edit: Oh yeah. If you're underage, you better not be fucking drinking on my watch.

Comments

[dontwannabeking]

Thanks mate, but I've got me own swill.

[cia_sands]

...you sound familiar.

What's your poison?

[dontwannabeking]

Rum.

[cia_sands]

Rum? What the fuck are you, some kind of pirate?

[haveasweetie]

I'm curious, is it an open bar, or what?

[cia_sands]

It's whatever you want it to be, friend. Just don't touch my tequila. That Jose Cuervo? That's mine. You want some, bring your own.

[haveasweetie]

*scowl*

...What if I paid you for some?

[cia_sands]

Well, then. We might have a deal.

[captainsweeners]

*throws a grenade and watches it go off. best. fireworks. ever.*

[cia_sands]

*totally flips out at the sound of EXPLODEY and points a gun at Sweeney*

[captainsweeners]

*is too broody and cool for this shit to stick around*

[cia_sands]

*can't see shit so he has no clue what's going on*

[doctorcosmo]

*BROUGHT THE CHAMPAGNE (totes pronounced sham-pag-nee, you guys), YOU GUYS. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE GREAT.*

[reallyaniceguy]

*Brought the wine. Let's drink*

'Lo.

[doctorcosmo]

*Word.*

Evening.

[reallyaniceguy]

Could I tempt you to a drink?

[nerve_slave]

I'll drink to that.