Sorry, Cloud, but the princess is in another castle!

[awesomecakes]

This is the story of Cloud's life, distilled to its purest narrative essentials, illustrated through the evocative visual metaphor of Super Mario Brothers. It's a tragicomic Kafka-esque phantasmagoria!

Completely worksafe.

Comments

[frostedelves]

Question is, who is the princess?

[sharkcowsheep]

Probably your mom.

[frostedelves]

Mom will be so thrilled to know she is the priettiest girl in Nibelheim.

[frostedelves]

Maybe the prettiest, too, but I'm not sure.

Definitely not the pettiest though.

[mr_ite]

Ahh-ahaha!

[grandfunk]

Sephiroth, for crikes sake! You have wings! Use them!
See, this is why villains never wins.

[sharkcowsheep]

Wing, singular. He's kinda like a flying squirrel, I figure--gliding only. Which no doubt explains his propensity for standing on tall things.

Also, any excuse to compare Sephiroth to a flying squirrel is a good one.

[grandfunk]

While I'm reading this, I'm thinking of a flying squirrel and the Sephiroth theme at the same time.

...Wouldn't he just fly around in a circle with that one wing?