ASHUQ#%! WHERE'S MY GEL!?

[awesome_momo]

I JUST TOOK A SHOWER AND FORGOT I LOST MY HAIR GEL.

HAs&t*&%#@jh!@

I look so stupid right now!

[I look better with my hair up!]

Comments

[dramaticrhythm]

Well thank god you took a shower. Wouldn't want you stinking up the place.

[dramaticrhythm]

Not so, to dodge means that you are originally in the strike range of whatever it is you are dodging. If I were running, you'd never get close enough.

I'd be able to land my own blows without you getting one finger on me.

[awesome_momo]

So Kamio, what do you do for a job?

[dramaticrhythm]

What's with the change in subject? What does that have to do with anything?

[awesome_momo]

Lots.

Just tell me.

[dramaticrhythm]

Well, I've been telling everyone, if you've been reading the journals at all, but I suppose I'll tell you again. Can't expect what little brain cells you have to hold much information for very long, after all.

I am a radio DJ.

[awesome_momo]

So you sit on your ass and play music all day long.

Fantastic.

Why do you think you can beat me in a fight?

[dramaticrhythm]

Don't assume that just because my job allows me to sit down while on the clock, that I'm not still in shape.

You, on the other hand, still look a bit on the thin side. Must be all that cactus juice.

[awesome_momo]

Well, you seem to have forgotten my tennis style was power tennis.

And just because I am skinnier than before, does not mean I'm not strong. I've worked several jobs as a bouncer at night clubs. People like you are the ones I threw out on the doorstep.

I don't drink cactus juice.

[dramaticrhythm]

And mine was speed tennis. Speed Ace, in fact.

Not like me you didn't. I'm the life of the party at clubs. Besides, I seriously doubt you bounced for gay clubs.

You eat cactus, you drink cactus juice.

[awesome_momo]

Yes. Your point? I'll still wipe the floor with you.

And the difference is? Most people I had to deal with were guys anyway.

I don't eat cacti, and I certainly don't drink it.

[dramaticrhythm]

You'd have to be able to land one first.

If you don't think there is a difference, you've obviously never been to one.

[awesome_momo]

And I will.

Then why bring it up?