Alanna and Thom birthday party

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly's always associated Alanna and heat. For one thing, she's got that fiery red hair. For another, she's a total hottie. Also, there was that time she tried to move into their hot tub for the winter. Lilly's still not sure she was joking

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[slayer_fray]

Hey, that bathing suit matches Semior Squeakins!

What? You didn't expect them to use at least some in the decor?

"Hey, Meg," says Mel, poking her with said duck. "Nice outfit."

[balletrat]

*Meg squeaks at the poke.

Semior Squeakins possibly squeaks too, depending on how sensitive a squeaking rubber duck he is.*

It's my only bathing suit, *she explains sheepishly, spinning around to face Mel.* Also salut!

[slayer_fray]

Well, he doesn't really squeak. It's just a name.

"Hi!" Mel says brightly. She's had a bit to drink, you see. "How're you?"

[balletrat]

*Fortunately, Meg is around to make up it.*

J'suis bien - I'm well! *Meg says, beaming.

She, too, has had a little to drink. Possibly not as much as Mel - but then, Meg's rather smaller than Mel is.*

I don't think I'd ever actually seen a real palm tree before.

[slayer_fray]

Only a little smaller! And Mel's used to having supernatural alcohol-tolerating powers. So - giggly.

"We saw them in Disneyland," says Mel, sage worldy-wise time traveller that she is. "They're useless for hiding behind."

[balletrat]

*- ooh, Mel story!

Meg has shiny eyes of anticipation.*

Hiding from what?

[slayer_fray]

Mel coughs slightly, and looks a trifle guilty.

"Security guards trying to protect the honour of people dressed as giant lobsters."

[balletrat]

*Meg eyes her.*

. . . you were trying to seduce people dressed as giant lobsters?

[slayer_fray]

"No," Mel says, rolling her eyes. That's just weird.

"We were doling out wedgies."

[balletrat]

*. . . uh-oh.

Meg blinks.

In all innocence:* What's a wedgie?

[slayer_fray]

Oh Meg.

Oh dear, innocent Meg.

Mel reverentially, hands her Senior Squeakins and snakes her hand around the ballerina's back, grabbing a handful of swimsuit.

And yanking.

"That."

[balletrat]

!!!!!!! *says Meg - though, being Meg, this emerges mostly as more squeaking - and nearly drops Senior Squeakins.*

[slayer_fray]

When someone nearly drops something, the normal reaction would be to squeeze that thing tightly to stop going that.

However, doing that to a ducky-shaped vibrator has the effect ot setting off the vibrations, leaving meg holding a buzzing, vibrating plastic yellow duck.

[balletrat]

*Which she nearly drops again, juggling it back and forth from one hand to the other as it buzzes.

Reproachfully - also, shouting to make herself heard over the loud and plaintive buzzing of Senior Squeakins:* I don't think he approves of wedgies!

[slayer_fray]

Mel grins, innocently, back round the front of Meg now.

"That's what he does when he's happy," she explains.

[balletrat]

*Meg looks mournfully at Mel, still juggling Senior Squeakins.*

Then he takes joy in the suffering of others?

You'll notice I'm not buzzing.