Stop it.

[awa_sheep]

I don't know how long this has been going on for, but it seems that I'm being watched. I'd usually dismiss this as a healthy dose of paranoia, but I don't seem to be the only one to have noticed this. I don't know who this person is, but she looks weak, so if she knows whats good for her she will stop stalking me right now. This sexual harassment

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[moosechangerpat]

Good Evening. I'm Moosey and I'm the captain of the sexual harrasers.

[awa_sheep]

Well, 'Moosey', I suggest you and your group leave me alone if you don't want to get hurt.

[moosechangerpat]

Fear not fair but mildly insane Kalifa. I have no designs to sexual harrass you. Although my characters might. I'm sorry to say there isn't much I can do about them. You're welcome to beat them up if you like.

[awa_sheep]

I have nothing to fear from you, my dear. I just don't like to be bothered. And whatever you mean by 'your characters', they'd be wise if they avoided getting on my bad side as well. But I most certainly accept that invitation.

[bakudan_shounen]

Are they violent?

[awa_sheep]

Perhaps, but none of them look very strong from what I can gather. So that's not a problem.

[bakudan_shounen]

As long as they leave the Tenth alone...

[moosechangerpat]

I'm afraid I can't do that Gokudera.

[koanashi]

Hey Kalifa! It's nice to be able to talk you... although, writing the stuff that you're saying as well kinda makes it feel as though I'm talking to myself. In case you haven't gathered from that, I'm your mun! Err... that is, controller person thing.

[awa_sheep]

...

I refuse to accept that any of these people who've suddenly appeared are controlling me. You are the worst of them all! This is the worst type of sexual harassment! How dare you even suggest that you're controlling me!

[koanashi]

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to irritate you! Although sometimes I wonder if I'm overusing that phrase... 'sexual harassment'... am I using it correctly? Have you noticed yourself behaving rather out of character ever since you started the journal? Any inconsistency between now and beforehand? I posted a HMD post but haven't received any feedback, so...

[awa_sheep]

Well, that most certainly would explain my desire to overuse ellipses constantly. But don't take that as a sign that I believe you, or any of those other liars. I am in complete control.

[cyborg_bites]

Those fish nets of yours will catch anyone. Those are fine legs, heh.

[moosechangerpat]

FRANKY!!!! I <3 YOU!!! You and Brooke should sing some duets together!!

[cyborg_bites]

Isn't that something----NOOO! I'M NOT CRYING!

[moosechangerpat]

Maybe Brooke will even write you a SUPER song!

[history_pirate]

I don't think there's anything we can do about them, Kalifa-san. My nakama, Gintoki-san, said something about the 4th wall breaking down temporarily.

[awa_sheep]

That's a shame. And rather disconcerting at the same time. I was never aware of this '4th wall'. How reliable is this friend of yours, Nico Robin?

[history_pirate]

In this particular matter? Fairly.

[awa_sheep]

... I see. Well, Fujiko says they are real, so I suppose it must be true after all. And I had thought that nothing could surprise me anymore...