Does this mean you're attracted to me? I really like you. We work well together. Just think, I am tall, handsome, rich and flexible as you can see. Think about it, Aviendah.
Those are pretty impressive moves -- although I am somewhat intimidated by your pelvic thrusts. so um, i think i'll just admire you from afar and have secret fantasies about you...if, um, you don't mind?
Okay, I understand. Pippin is the one, I get it. I'll bow out graciously without too much sniveling But if you ever need a superhero, well Baby, you can count on me!
*grabs Spiderman napkin left over from child's birthday party, scribbles down name, phone number, vital statistics, etc., gives to you*
Aviendah? Um, this is Pippin. I, em, wanted to ask you somethin'. I read that last comment by Merry, er, Tobey and, well, he's kinda stuck on ye. Tha' concerns me.
So I was wonderin' if ye'd, um, like to well maybe go steady with me or somethin'. You know, like commit to each other. Not like get engaged, just not fuck around with see other guys. Girls. Hobbits. Elves. Whatever.
(10 minutes later)Oh, em, great! You said yes! I've never gone steady with anyone before I mean with just one person, it's always been several at a time so I dinnea know what to do.
I'd like to buy ye a present. Would you like a ring? Can I take you to the ring store?
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he's so tiny
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Plastic Merry's clone Tobey
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so um, i think i'll just admire you from afar and have secret fantasies about you...if, um, you don't mind?
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Okay, I understand. Pippin is the one, I get it. I'll bow out graciously without too much sniveling But if you ever need a superhero, well Baby, you can count on me!
*grabs Spiderman napkin left over from child's birthday party, scribbles down name, phone number, vital statistics, etc., gives to you*
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um, thank you. i'll er, count on you...most definitely.
*tries not to stare at merry/tobey/superman's full-bodied vital statistics biceps*
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Aviendah? Um, this is Pippin. I, em, wanted to ask you somethin'. I read that last comment by Merry, er, Tobey and, well, he's kinda stuck on ye. Tha' concerns me.
So I was wonderin' if ye'd, um, like to well maybe go steady with me or somethin'. You know, like commit to each other. Not like get engaged, just not fuck around with see other guys. Girls. Hobbits. Elves. Whatever.
Peregrin Took, suddenly shy
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steady? you and me? *thinks*
*grabs pippin and kisses him passionately*
um, i mean...okay.
*blushes*
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(10 minutes later)Oh, em, great! You said yes! I've never gone steady with anyone before I mean with just one person, it's always been several at a time so I dinnea know what to do.
I'd like to buy ye a present. Would you like a ring? Can I take you to the ring store?
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um, how about something harmless...like a hamster?
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